The 6,000-year-old Mesopotamian goddess Easter. She battled other gods and fierce lions for 3 days in the Land of the Dead to bring back her husband, the shepherd Dumuzi. (You do get that Easter returned from the dead after 3 days. 2000 years before Jesus, and that Easter Day is named after her?). There are numerous ancient statues of her. She was apparently about 5' tall and had a perfect hourglass figure. My favorite out of all of these, is where she is bent over and her beloved Dumuzi is giving her a very hard doggy-style fuck. No WONDER she went through literally hellish battle to bring him back from the Land of the Dead and back into her bed,