Hi baby, I wanna invade your Czechoslovakia. Then I'ma fuck you like Poland.
- German dude -
“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close.”
― Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets
I hope this counts. My husband and I were at Hedo and our group had a whip cream Bikini contest. My turn came, the host covered my front nudity with whip cream from my chest to just above my knees and I selected 2 twenty something guys to lick it off, they couldn't touch me with hands, only lips and tongues and no sex.
They laid me down on the stage and began licking, then sucking my nipples, by then I lost total control having forgotten there were over 30 people watching.
They got to my stomach and I parted my legs and they were licking and sucking me, by then, any good sense I had was gone, and I was pleading loudly, "please, please fuck me. Well they didn't fuck me but I had a huge orgasm screaming and moaning and got big applause and a case of Red Stripe which I gave my wonderful lickers. Sentiment, yes, I loved it.
Oh! Whip cream lasts longer in humid climate if you add a little shaving cream to it.