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Announcing our $100 Attention Whore Competition! (1-30 June 2015)

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just wondering how everyone is doing and who will get this badge

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Thanks!

(Please stock up the candy shop...)


That is a super avatar I agree .. I have something that would fit perfectly between those breasts .. but you need to look in my image gallery and photo albums to see what that is ...
Quote by kiera


I have it on good authority that should/when SJ inevitably wins this comp hands down, he is going to raise money to help Nicola with the improvements she wants to make to this awsome site by becoming a sponsored vegetarian

Such a giver is our SJ especially to the site so come on people get voting for him





Sorry but the vegetarian bit just isnt going to happen .. I dont have a problem giving up the grilled tomatoes for a while however.

Quote by BDSMBarbieDoll
projected winner


Look ... your profile view count has gone up 4 since 1st June 2014 .. why are you even bothering?

Quote by simplyjohn


Look ... your profile view count has gone up 4 since 1st June 2014 .. why are you even bothering?



Hahaha

Lmao

I have 30,000 views on you in less time. Lol

I'm famous. Lmaooo
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Hahaha

Lmao

I have 30,000 views on you in less time. Lol

I'm famous. Lmaooo


Hmmm ... that must be wrong .. I will report that as an issue .. expect it to change!!

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Sorry but the vegetarian bit just isnt going to happen .. I dont have a problem giving up the grilled tomatoes for a while however.



Hmmmmm

Anyone who wants to see my bare breasts...click on SJ's profile
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Quote by kiera


Hmmmmm

Anyone who wants to see my bare breasts...click on SJ's profile


I think you dont understand the nature of the competition .. I *want* people to look at my profile .. so noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo your breasts arent on it!!

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Hmmm ... that must be wrong .. I will report that as an issue .. expect it to change!!



Liz or Mysteria beat me by a lot. Lmaoooo

I'm semi-famous!
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Liz or Mysteria beat me by a lot. Lmaoooo

I'm semi-famous!


Yeah Liz with that avatar ... I pondered on posting my moobs as an avatar but thought ... naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh get a life John .. nobody wants to see two flabby man boobies all hairy with erect nipples ..
Quote by simplyjohn
That is a super avatar I agree .. I have something that would fit perfectly between those breasts .. but you need to look in my image gallery and photo albums to see what that is ...


Is it.... a cucumber?
Do you think threats will work here? If I don't win I'm going to post a full length photo of me naked. And if that isn't enough to terrify everyone into checking out my profile, I might even include some close-ups of various features.
Well I seem to be not doing too well lol...so I think it's time to pull out the big guns!!



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I have been told about this by all my friends. So if they view my page it will go up by about 5 I think!!!
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Well I seem to be not doing too well lol...so I think it's time to pull out the big guns!!



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I notice you have a few holes in those tighty whites...I have it on good authority that SJ is a dab hand with a needle and thread and could easily fix those for you...Just click on his profile and send him a message and he will help you for sure and patch those right up.

Here for your convenience

https://www.lushstories.com/simplyjohn
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
amateurs.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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amateurs.




Also there is no limit to SJ's sparkling personality and generosity when it comes to supporting Lush.



https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postsm2112514_OMFG--Win-1-of-5-Gold-Memberships-in-June.aspx#2112514
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Quote by stephanie


If I don't win this I'm going to kill myself.

xx SF

Nicola: "YES! My cunning plan is working..."

Liz: "Jesus, Boss, you're clever..."

Me: "Fuck all y'all..."


I think you have a shot at this thing. Go for it Steph!



Come on sexy... you know you want to!
Quote by Liz


Is it.... a cucumber?


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*you* just shushy!!
Quote by kiera


I'm pondering championing Gav for AW instead?


Fine .. in his sexy storm tropper outfit he would likely win by a mile!
I thought my numbers were rising rapidly, then I noticed I was looking at the number of forum posts on my page!!

How disheartening!!
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I notice you have a few holes in those tighty whites....


Holy..I mean holes in underwear is the style man!! I'm with it!!

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