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Sorry, ominonicromiumcon badgers, but yeah, got a new one on its way. Micro-micro. Stories will need to be exactly 1.5 words long. should be up sometime in October.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Sorry, ominonicromiumcon badgers, but yeah, got a new one on its way. Micro-micro. Stories will need to be exactly 1.5 words long. should be up sometime in October.

You bi...

Like that? 😉😘

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Sorry, ominonicromiumcon badgers, but yeah, got a new one on its way. Micro-micro. Stories will need to be exactly 1.5 words long. should be up sometime in October.

What th...?

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You bi...

Like that? 😉😘

i said exactly 1.5. bitch has 5 letters. "you di..." would have been more correcter.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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i said exactly 1.5. bitch has 5 letters. "you di..." would have been more correcter.

LOL As soon as I hit submit, I KNEW you were gonna call me out on bi- not being .5 of bitch

How about this instead:

Holy fu...

Always Him - A tribute to true love and amazing sex

Three Bourbons And A Beached Mule - A redhead walks into a bar…

Jake, Not From State Farm - He came to service the HVAC system...

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LOL As soon as I hit submit, I KNEW you were gonna call me out on bi- not being .5 of bitch

How about this instead:

Holy fu...

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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Sorry, ominonicromiumcon badgers, but yeah, got a new one on its way. Micro-micro. Stories will need to be exactly 1.5 words long. should be up sometime in October.

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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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This was a challenge. Grammatically speaking, it was a nightmare.

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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Sprite, in quantum mechanics, all possible outcomes exist simultaneously. Let think about doing your 1.5 word story. I'm sure it one of the infinite possible outcomes in the quantum field we label "Lush." (I guess its mathematical symbol will the Greek letter Lambda. After all, Lush is a universal constant.)

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Sprite, in quantum mechanics, all possible outcomes exist simultaneously. Let think about doing your 1.5 word story. I'm sure it one of the infinite possible outcomes in the quantum field we label "Lush." (I guess its mathematical symbol will the Greek letter Lambda. After all, Lush is a universal constant.)

That, I assume, is Schrodinger's Cat, alive after the collapse of the wave function.

On a difficult journey home, Kate finds love and sex in a fellow traveler.

Kate Meets Martin

And I first introduced Kate as a university student whose first time kind of sets the stage for her new story.

Kate Kissed Keith

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Sprite, in quantum mechanics, all possible outcomes exist simultaneously. Let think about doing your 1.5 word story. I'm sure it one of the infinite possible outcomes in the quantum field we label "Lush." (I guess its mathematical symbol will the Greek letter Lambda. After all, Lush is a universal constant.)

I never expected to get a physics lesson on Lush. 🍺

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Sorry, ominonicromiumcon badgers, but yeah, got a new one on its way. Micro-micro. Stories will need to be exactly 1.5 words long. should be up sometime in October.

Why can't you just behave yourself instead of constantly stirring up trouble? You should model your behaviours on those of that lovely Jen woman, she is so sexy and elegant. Clever too!