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From now on, BDSM stories will only be accepted on Saturdays, and all poetry must be submitted on even numbered days. anyone not following the new guidelines will be killed. thank you.

sprite.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Sorry. Terrible pun memes are only allowed on even numbered Thursdays.FykFNSrCAgKma8x7
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Sorry. Terrible pun memes are only allowed on even numbered Thursdays.MYV9ya75meXvgfmO


Over the years here I have learnt that if you reply to Sprite with something related to a cat ones life is spared. However if I dont post here again tomorrow... I am wrong.
No kidding? I'll be good and only submit BDSN stories on Saturdays and poems on even numbered days. I certainly wouldn't you to have to kill me, Sprite. I'm pretty sure you'd miss me.
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No kidding? I'll be good and only submit BDSN stories on Saturdays and poems on even numbered days. I certainly wouldn't you to have to kill me, Sprite. I'm pretty sure you'd miss me.


i actually would miss you, but rules are rules.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

good luck with that simplyjohn!
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good luck with that simplyjohn!
Check out Kiteares A-Z of kinks and fetishes in micros. The first is of course A Actirasty (if you read it you won't have to google it!)

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But sprite, you know my work... almost ALL of my stories have some element of BDSM or D/s in them! I could move my story posting to Saturday, but that would throw off the whole time continuum!
Damn it, Sprite, what the hell time zone are you going on about? I mean, 2:00 pm US west coast time is the crack of dawn the next day in Australia and who the hell knows where else west of the date line. Chronological specificity is needed. ;)

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From now on, BDSM stories will only be accepted on Saturdays, and all poetry must be submitted on even numbered days. anyone not following the new guidelines will be killed. thank you.

sprite.


You forgot to announce that only Pirate Sex Stories will be submitted on Thursdays.
Let me get this straight Poems to be submitted on....

2= Tuesday, 4=Thursday, 6=Saturday, 8=Monday, 10=Wednesday....No wait Monday is day 1 and Wednesday is 3 and they are odd....Confused.com!

What if the poems have an odd number of verses - are they allowed to be submitted on uneven days?

What about exhibitionist and voyeuristic stories? Will they have to be submitted through keyholes and open curtained windows; with or without the lights on.

I used to be a pervert. In here, I'm normal!

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