Bacon how do you like it?

18 Feb 2016

Grilled CRISPY and served on buttered toasted bread! (With scrambled eggs!!!) xx SF

18 Feb 2016

Quote by trinket

Baconed in bacon with lotsa bacon with added bacon on a breadroll with HP sauce.

FAT BITCH!!!

xx SF

Trink: "You ARE joking??????"

Me: "OF COURSE!!!!!"

Trink: "Okay..."

18 Feb 2016

I really only eat bacon on a turkey club with lettuce, tomato, mayo and bacon.

xo

19 Feb 2016

Quote by stephanie

FAT BITCH!!!

xx SF

Trink: "You ARE joking??????"

Me: "OF COURSE!!!!!"

Trink: "Okay..."

TRINK: CUNT!

Steph: nope, that's fish not bacon.

Trink: pig!

Steph: eggsacerry!

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19 Feb 2016

Quote by trinket

TRINK: CUNT!

Steph: nope, that's fish not bacon.

Trink: pig!

Steph: eggsacerry!

*GIGGLES!!!*

LUCKILY we are friends and you let me GET AWAY with MURDER!!!

xx SF

19 Feb 2016

I just like lots of it... preferably well done and crispy... FUCKING THREAD.. Now I am hungry and want bacon and I don't have any cussing

Good Morning Steph Big Hugs

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19 Feb 2016

Crispy eat

19 Feb 2016

Quote by SugarBaby2013
Crispy

If you like it *really* well done then ask the person above you to cook it and tell her to regard it as a pizza.

19 Feb 2016

on top of some toast, and below some poached eggs

19 Feb 2016

Quote by simplyjohn

If you like it *really* well done then ask the person above you to cook it and tell her to regard it as a pizza.

You rotten sod lol It's all lies, lies Embarassed

Quit hating on my pizza cussing

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19 Feb 2016

Quote by kiera

You rotten sod lol It's all lies, lies Quit hating on my pizza

Morning SJ , Morning Angry

Kiera makes a mean bacon pizza.

Hi Kiera
Big Hugs

19 Feb 2016

Quote by Mysteria27

Kiera makes a mean bacon pizza.

Hi Kiera

If the definition of 'mean' is 'incinerated' then yes ... other words which you can associate with her cooking include 'poorly', 'ill', 'ER', 'food poisoning', 'stomach pump' to name just a few.

19 Feb 2016

omg ... u all make it sound like sweet john is addicted to bacon ... giggles... surely not? ... no such fetish is there? Shhh

20 Feb 2016

Quote by hayley
omg ... u all make it sound like sweet john is addicted to bacon ... giggles... surely not? ... no such fetish is there?

You have the eggs and toast/butter?

20 Feb 2016

Crispy. Always crispy.

21 Feb 2016

baked in the oven is surprisingly good. After all, it is "bakin."

21 Feb 2016

Crispy, without a doubt, and microwaved rather than fried, although an iron skillet over a campfire may be best of all.

21 Feb 2016

Quote by stormdog100

Crispy, without a doubt, and microwaved rather than fried, although an iron skillet over a campfire may be best of all.

??? How can you get it crispy in a microwave?? I admit I have never tried but I also can't see how it can get crispy in a microwave? Enlighten me I am intrigued.

Hi Stormdog Big Hugs

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21 Feb 2016

Slightly crispy, preferably cooked on a griddle, and served between two rounds of home made bread with lashings of butter.

21 Feb 2016

Quote by kiera

??? How can you get it crispy in a microwave?? I admit I have never tried but I also can't see how it can get crispy in a microwave? Enlighten me I am intrigued.

Hi Stormdog

Hi Keira!

They make bacon cooker pans for microwaves which have raised ridges you lay the strips of bacon across, and a channel around the perimeter for the grease to drain into. With a little practice you can pretty much get it to cook exactly as you prefer it (easily to crispy and beyond, if you're not careful) and the grease draining away probably makes it healthier too, I would imagine. Maybe as healthy as broccoli (I choose to believe that) and much tastier! On most microwaves it takes around a minute per slice, depending on power. Yum!

Edit: Oh yeah - and you lay a paper towel across the top of the slices to keep the inside of your microwave from getting all grease-spattered as they cook. Important step!

22 Feb 2016

I have a composite microwave cooking sheet that has 1/8 inch wide ridges running across it about 3/8 of an inch apart and stand about 3/16 of an inch high. Placing the bacon across the ridges and covering with a paper towel then start cooking for 2 minutes on high. Then in 1 minute intervals until slightly crispy. The grease cooked out falls away from the bacon and is easily poured off into a container for disposal. For me the best bacon ever.

Again best served for me, with eggs over easy, buttered grits slightly stiff, whole wheat buttered then toasted butter side down in a dry frying pan, and a mug of hot Community Coffee right out of the pot with nothing added. Add a fresh fruit cup for dessert. Almost as good is breaking the yellow and frying over hard and making a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich on oat nut bread toasted as above, served with the grits, coffee, and fresh fruit cup.

Our favorite fresh fruit cup is diced apples, oranges, bananas, grapes, with pecans. Nothing added just tossed in their own juices.

A typical southern / Cajun breakfast.

Brandie