Anyone getting laid in the next 6 hours?

Yes

You know, I can almost guarantee it

Not me.

Yes, will be shagging my wife shortly.

Yes already had it 4 times today

Less than 2 hours, most likely.

Oh, how I wish. What I would give to have a luscious set of quivering lips that I could just go completely crazy on with my tongue and mouth. No such possibility In my future,

No - it's been about 28 years since the last time.

Not as long as the one above me but, yeah, it has been a while and I don't have any imminent.

Yes ..it is what it is

I am hoping!

Probably not, but it wont stop me from looking and trying.

Me when I bang your mom 🤣 jk

Maybe........hopeful anyway. 😁

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No.

It's 8:13PM and Mikhail will be leaving in a few for work.

He gets off at 4AM.

More likely within the next 7 to 8 hours in the early afternoon.

Yes, Mik and I fucked around 4AM this morning.

Not unless my wife comes home early or Ana de Armas knocks on the door (she's on my celebrity pass list)

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Not unless my wife comes home early or Ana de Armas knocks on the door (she's on my celebrity pass list)

Your post currently says 5 hours ago. Any sign of Ana yet? 😜

And no. My sex life, outside of my own hands, has been non-existent for a while.

In the next 6 hours do not see it happening as I am at work

Again, unless my wife quits her job or Anna de A comes knocking on my door with a come hither look, no.

Nothing in 3 years. Wish the drought would end. Glad my left hand is my best friend! 😜

It's a pretty safe bet.

Probably more in about eight hours

I did it this morning. Does that count?

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Not unless my wife comes home early or Ana de Armas knocks on the door (she's on my celebrity pass list)

That is an excellent choice for a celeb pass. She is stupid sexy.

As for within the next 6 hours, God I hope so. Haven't busted in a few days and I have a lot of pent up sexual energy.

Always have a bonus on Christmas morning 😎