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If you suffer from Kleptomania..........Do you take something for it ?
Why don't shoplifters just take the whole shop ?
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Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Quote by Ajax
who was the 1st person to squeeze the pink dangly things on a cow and drink whatever came out?
why do people point to thier wrist when they ask for the time. But , they don't point to thier ass when the ask for the restroom?
What's the speed of darkness?
Hmmm...The speed of darkness is the same as the speed of light but much harder to see in space
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Quote by dpw
They purr because they are contented. It's how they do it, not why, that nobody knows.
Having had cats, my guess would be it's a vibration of the diaphragm.
They can also purr when upset as well though.
Convict
Because they have hope the person making them unhappy will make a change for the better.
Why do we have belly buttons when all they do is collect fluff?
Why do we have belly buttons when all they do is collect fluff?
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
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If Christmas is supposed to be such a joyous holiday with good cheer and all that, why is it so damn depressing?
English Rose
Why does the run up to Christmas make me so tired that when I finally get there, all I want to do is sleep?
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/worship-my-bum.aspx
My new story has been awarded the Recommended Read. If you adore a needy bottom and fancy a short, but very naughty read...
My new story has been awarded the Recommended Read. If you adore a needy bottom and fancy a short, but very naughty read...
Quote by trinket
Because they have hope the person making them unhappy will make a change for the better.
Why do we have belly buttons when all they do is collect fluff?
Its an evolutionary remnant from when we used to build ourselves nests with all the collected belly button fluff, then someone invented houses.
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Quote by MasterJonathan
If Christmas is supposed to be such a joyous holiday with good cheer and all that, why is it so damn depressing?
The joyous happy people are the one's that get all the presents. Sounds like you got A lump of coal like me..
The Bee's Knees
Quote by knobby
Why can't hedgehogs just share the hedge?
this made me chuckle lol
why does the last cookie taste SO damn good?
Say. Her. Name.
Fancy Schmancy
When cows are milked does it feel good to them?
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YES. If not milked when needed, sometimes milk will stream / drip from the teats / udder.
Just me
Why do I let people treat me like crap before I finally , say enough?
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Why do I give people second third chances?
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12 years as an Army officer, 2 wars and a purple heart so proud to have done a small part.....
Last time you called someone to make sure they were ok?
Last time you called someone to make sure they were ok?
Kiss My Wiggleass Baby
Over the past few days, today, now, just in that kind of mood I think
Do you ever regret choosing the partner you did?
Do you ever regret choosing the partner you did?
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
Fancy Schmancy
I celebrate my choice anew every day.
When you were young, did you think there was something unusual or unique about yourself, that, as you matured, you discovered was not at all unusual or unique?
When you were young, did you think there was something unusual or unique about yourself, that, as you matured, you discovered was not at all unusual or unique?
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I was the only lefty in my family for generations, used to think I was very special until I got to school and we were everywhere... Two of my kids are lefties so I am not unique at home either lol....
Has your hair changed color this year?
Has your hair changed color this year?
Top Shot
Yes, I could use a good bit of whiskey, neat, please.
Do you feel your chronological age?
Do you feel your chronological age?
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