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Pretty much what Seeker4 posted goes for me, too. I suspect it goes for a lot of guys, too....even though we're not given enough credit for it. I suspect most men whose maturity levels are a click or two north of sophomoric would agree with a lot of what Seeker4 has posted on this subject. I think I can speak for a lot of guys when we say to you women: WE LIKE CURVES (granted, there's a difference between curves and being fat ; and few are attracted by fat....but curves, YES)....A woman who actually looks like she'll eat a burger and drink a beer without excusing herself to go put a finger down her fucking throat an hour later....In short, a healthy, normal-looking woman, with curves in the right places please?! Thank you!
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Celebs that are considered HOT to many but not you
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Kim Kardashian. I really don't see how a person achieves global celebrity status, simply by being able to balance a tray and an opened bottle of champagne on her ample posterior.
Idk... Gryffindor?
Sarah Jessica Parker: Looks like a foot.
Uma Thurman: Looks like a bird.
Kim Kardashian: Pretty enough on the outside, but she's such a $hity excuse for a human being, even that's a stretch.
Paris Hilton: Looks like an anorexic bird.
Nikki Minaj: She loks like Jynx from Pokemon.
Kristen Stewart: SMILE, DANG IT! MAKE AN EXPRESSION!!
Uma Thurman: Looks like a bird.
Kim Kardashian: Pretty enough on the outside, but she's such a $hity excuse for a human being, even that's a stretch.
Paris Hilton: Looks like an anorexic bird.
Nikki Minaj: She loks like Jynx from Pokemon.
Kristen Stewart: SMILE, DANG IT! MAKE AN EXPRESSION!!
The Bee's Knees
tom cruise. i've never seen his appeal. every time i picture him about to have sex i imagine him squealing, "eww girlie parts!!!" and running out of the room like a crazy person. 
Say. Her. Name.
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tom cruise. i've never seen his appeal. every time i picture him about to have sex i imagine him squealing, "eww girlie parts!!!" and running out of the room like a crazy person.
Yeh that might be the case! But I did hear a story that when he was driving himself to a film shoot in New Zealand he stopped and helped a lady change her tyre on the side of the road.
My Celeb is Michael Hutchence (INXS) he stole my best friend date when we were out one night at the Casino in Hobart, Tasmania. True story!
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For me, all the casting in Twilight Movie and all the Kardashian ... can't stand them! And Cameron Diaz too! Must add Johnny Depp, amazing actor but I find him ugly ... looks like a lil boy...
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I just went through all three pages of this and I have to say, I'm in agreement with all said names mentioned. I don't find them to be attractive at all.
Other names to add:
Matt Damon
Christian Bale
Nicole Kidman (She freaks me out.)
Brittany Murphy
Other names to add:
Matt Damon
Christian Bale
Nicole Kidman (She freaks me out.)
Brittany Murphy
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Angelina Jolie
Jamie Lee Curtis
SJP
Jamie Lee Curtis
SJP
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The Engineer
George clooney
Madonna
Jennifer Aniston
Madonna
Jennifer Aniston
The Engineer
George clooney
Madonna
Jennifer Aniston
Madonna
Jennifer Aniston
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Julia Roberts. She just doesn't do it for me.
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Tom Cruise - cant stand him
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Men:
George Clooney - I never got the appeal
Russel Crowe - Not only do I not think he's attractive, but he sucks as an actor as well (mind you... this is my opinion)
Tom Cruise - Especially after Eyes Wide Shut, though I've never really cared for him or his nonsense
David Beckum - He might be an amazing soccer player, but he's not all that good looking
Kobe Bryant - UGH! The primadona needs to go already!
Brad Pitt - Never got it, never will
Justin Bebber - Okay... maybe I'm just too old to get this
Women:
Any Kardashian - Money cannot buy everything
Miley Cyrus - She was a cute kid when she was Hanna Montana, but now she's just an ugly adult... and that's more than just her physical appearance
Jennifer Lopez - She just strikes me as so fake & that bugs me
Paris Hilton - Really... a "leaked" sex film doesn't make you a star, it makes you a slut
Nichole Richie - I don't care who you father is... you're just trash
Megan Fox - I get she wants to dress sexy... but there's a huge difference between sexy & slutty
Kristen Stewart - She's borderline for me. She's not beautiful, but unlike the others above, she's not hideous either.
I'm sure I could come up with some more... but that will do for now.
George Clooney - I never got the appeal
Russel Crowe - Not only do I not think he's attractive, but he sucks as an actor as well (mind you... this is my opinion)
Tom Cruise - Especially after Eyes Wide Shut, though I've never really cared for him or his nonsense
David Beckum - He might be an amazing soccer player, but he's not all that good looking
Kobe Bryant - UGH! The primadona needs to go already!
Brad Pitt - Never got it, never will
Justin Bebber - Okay... maybe I'm just too old to get this
Women:
Any Kardashian - Money cannot buy everything
Miley Cyrus - She was a cute kid when she was Hanna Montana, but now she's just an ugly adult... and that's more than just her physical appearance
Jennifer Lopez - She just strikes me as so fake & that bugs me
Paris Hilton - Really... a "leaked" sex film doesn't make you a star, it makes you a slut
Nichole Richie - I don't care who you father is... you're just trash
Megan Fox - I get she wants to dress sexy... but there's a huge difference between sexy & slutty
Kristen Stewart - She's borderline for me. She's not beautiful, but unlike the others above, she's not hideous either.
I'm sure I could come up with some more... but that will do for now.
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Bradley Cooper
Daniel Craig
Russell Crowe
Colin Firth
Hugh Jackman
John Mayer
Matthew McConaughey
Robert Pattinson
Daniel Craig
Russell Crowe
Colin Firth
Hugh Jackman
John Mayer
Matthew McConaughey
Robert Pattinson
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Is Channing Tatum supposed to be attractive?
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Maksim Chmerkovskiy - Dancer from Dancing with the Stars
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Keanu
Mark Wahlberg
Channing Tatum
scarlett johansson
Mark Wahlberg
Channing Tatum
scarlett johansson
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Kim Kardashian
Lady Gaga
Justin Bieber
One Direction
Henry Cavill
James Franco
Jamie Dornan
Zac Efron
Channing Tatum
Robert Pattinson
Lady Gaga
Justin Bieber
One Direction
Henry Cavill
James Franco
Jamie Dornan
Zac Efron
Channing Tatum
Robert Pattinson
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Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Channing Tatum, Ryan Reynolds, David Beckham (fuck no!), Robert Pattinson (wtf is that about), Johnny Depp and Ben Affleck to name a few - I think I probably have a bit of a strange taste in men
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Jennifer Aniston
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Ben Affleck
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Channing Tatum, Ryan Reynolds, David Beckham (fuck no!), Robert Pattinson (wtf is that about), Johnny Depp and Ben Affleck to name a few - I think I probably have a bit of a strange taste in men
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In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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You like me, so you must have excellent taste
That's cos you are a real man mister and gorgeous to boot
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have