Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

last reply
776 replies
57.5k views
6 watchers
64 likes
Warning: Enter at your own risk

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall




Slippery when wet
Or



Curves ahead

Cannot decide which.
For instant asshole just add water.
Hmmmmm mines would have to say. WARRNING ONCE TASTED NEVER FORGOTTEN xx
Caution: Contents under pressure
WARNING: Sugar is the most addictive drug of the times!

Use caution...I am addictive

Also I love the Handle with Care, that fits me too.
Quote by SereneProdigy

I'd wear that sign on my ass:


What did that sign say?
"ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK."

There is no chance you would find a label "Made in China".

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child

Quote by SereneProdigy

I'd wear that sign on my ass:


Have it printed on these

Warning: Handle with care
Caution Ladies. I'm the one your Mother warned you about.
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis


Risky Business!
Warning: Extreme Bitch
Danger: Highly Flatulent!