Be careful, Lush Stories is addictive!
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts :-)
Do not flounce and delete your account, it clogs the database!
Hey Swollen - sit back and enjoy the ride!
Don't be so uptight. Not everyone wants to e-fuck your brains out. (But a lot do)
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Hey Nikki, you could have read the stories without joining. Just think of how much more work you would get done everyday if you didnt join. HAHA!!
I would say two things:
For f**sake, you are going to stick with that name, use your imagination! (in my language she sounds mysterious, why did I translate it, beats me, guess I was nervous)
And second one is, please don't be so naive, most people here are not who they are pretending to be. (I am still on this one, but I don't think there is help for me, however, I was lucky, didn't get into much troubles with idiots)
ok ginger, don't take all this so serious. just sit back and have fun, you are going to meet some amazing people.
You are going to fall in love with someone. Don't spend so long being insecure. You can trust her
OK, some warnings: this place is addictive. Don't add THAT one, you'll know who when you see. And for fuck's sake, DO NOT DRINK AND LUSH UNLESS YOU CAN REFRAIN FROM POSTING STUFF THAT MIGHT ANNOY PEOPLE!!!! Now, have fun, Andrew, you'll meet some great mates here and you'll fall truly in love, you won't know it immediately, but you will. Oh and it won't be the one you think it's gonna be, because you're not adding that one, you hear? Now, go forth and tell some stories!
Get out while you can!!
On a side note, Fox, you will meet great friends here, but do realize not all will be to stay.
(Oh shoot, that's a hard decision with me telling myself to get out, but there are the potential of meeting great people, yeah, I didn't make that harder on myself...)
Just beware, you will have to have control, getting your work done, then lush, I repeat, WORK DONE, then Lush!
Work done, then lush,
Work done, then lush,
Work done, then lush...
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And by the way, I am gaining control, just don't tell anyone it is after being here for a year haha
Very few people here recognize sarcasm.
Don't be shy, people will like you.
So dont take so long to relax and get out there and make some friends
Dear myself
After today visit to Lush, stick with the "you seen it one you seen it all" substandard erotica websites, as they will not sequester you.
Do not visit again. Lush should be illegal, as it is an high quality, seductively addictive meeting place. The registration process should have besides a disclaimer also a post scriptum with all the possible side effects which are still being found and investigated as we speak.
It's been reported that computer keyboards and the newest cell phones have the key letter L in red. The advise here is to completely remove the above mentioned key and stick a piece of chewing gum in its place. Please do use spearmint and not bubblegum as it may bring to memory the color red.
Please be patient, a case is been build and the All Mighty Lady from Down Under, Gav (dont know who he/she is)and her followers will be brought to justice. Including the now apparent innocent kangaroos and the warm spa monkeys from the East.
ps as gurlyboy has said "don't drink and Lush"
......I think I just did.
Choose n Practice Happiness
Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
Its addictive but dont forget to eat!!!!
On Oct. 15, 2010, you are going to enter Lush as NatureBoy and ushered in a new era! Your 55 stories are going to inspired people across the world and make you a legend! Exactly two years later, you are going to exit Lush as the controversial Makavelli!
Cokeheadbarbie, CandiceSmiles, MexicanGoddess, LatinSugar, tazznjazz, kaikai012, ArtAngel, AngelHeart01, Kal-El85, Buz, Piquet, Mahir, and Lucky_Lesbian are going to make your Lush experience a great one! Therefore, have fun and avoid the bullshit! Peace!
Dear Darce,
You are going to have fun here!
You are also going to find that many of those who "friend" you aren't who they appear to be.
You will tire very quickly of the constant barrage of people who want to use you for their own gratification.
However, you will get past all that and you will really enjoy the stories and the real friends you make.
Don’t make comments about something you don’t know anything about, Xuani!
