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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by Makavelli
On Oct. 15, 2010, you are going to enter Lush as NatureBoy and ushered in a new era! Your 55 stories are going to inspired people across the world and make you a legend! Exactly two years later, you are going to exit Lush as the controversial Makavelli!

Cokeheadbarbie, CandiceSmiles, MexicanGoddess, LatinSugar, tazznjazz, kaikai012, ArtAngel, AngelHeart01, Kal-El85, Buz, Piquet, Mahir, and Lucky_Lesbian are going to make your Lush experience a great one! Therefore, have fun and avoid the bullshit! Peace!


wish you would have told us earlier - wouldn't have had to mod your story... *sighs* so, tomorrow, we can expect one of those 404 messages when we do a search? Just curious.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Magical_felix
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You might want to get your shine box, boy.

Quote by Makavelli


I am not embarrassed about anything! It is easy to act tough in front of a computer, sissy! Play your games with your friends, BITCH!!! You’re nonexistence!


I think you meant to say, "nonexistent".

English lesson over.

Quote by Makavelli
Don’t make comments about something you don’t know anything about, Xuani!


motha you mmm you uhh you motherfuck uhhh ohhhh! You'd be wise to not direct any words that way, motherfucker.

Don't make me dangle you from some cheap ass hotel balcony like the mark ass vanilla ice bitch that you are.

I have had enough of you trying to get some street cred for the east side by using the image of Tupac. WEST SIDE OR DIE motherfucker! Erase that avatar you mark ass Harlem bitch! FUCK THE EAST SIDE! And fuck any cheatin ass paper gangster! So you deleted your stories... Sounds like a cover up to me.

Why did you delete these 55 piece of shit stories that took the world by storm, bitchboy?

Want to know what I think? No... You want to know what I motherfucking know?

You dumped the yayo in the ocean when you felt the heat! Bitch!

WEST SIDE you wannabe bad boy puffy cocksucker!

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Is this real life?
LadyX
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Quote by brossela
Is this real life?

Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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open your eyes, look up to the skies and seeeeee....

i'm just a poor boy, i get no sympathy, cause it's easy come, easy go, little high, little low, anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Quote by LadyX

Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.


Umm. You first?


Rachel is singing Queen now.
LadyX
Artistic Tart
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Quote by brossela


Umm. You first?


Rachel is singing Queen now.


So was I, son!




and yes. It's real life. Recognize.
Magical_felix
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Quote by brossela
Is this real life?


Real life? Shit got real about an hour ago, you didnt know? Better take cover before the bullets start flying bro-ssela.

LunarVenom
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Dear Lydia,

It's okay to join Lush and write.
Open up to those few I'll add in an attachment.
Open up a chatroom or two and have fun.
And try to get to bed before four in the morning. It might help you out.
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Quote by brossela
Is this real life?


sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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just so y'all know...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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just so y'all know...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Milik_the_Red
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August 14, 2009.

Hey, get a decent word processing program an edit your stories before you freaking post them. These people really DO care!!
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This site is a gem. A diamond that is being polished slowly yet, very efficiently. You will watch it grow.
The authors that are the vertebrae of the lush body will feed your sexual imagination for years to come. You will watch some take "the step" and become published authors. ( Fuckin eh! )
A book about some shades of grey will be published eventually and you will be able to understand it on a different level.

You will be inspired.
Your sex life will get more interesting.

This is a fantasy.
wolverine15
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3 things:

1. That curly haired girl fucking rocks so get her attention immediately.
2. Avoid the kooks
3. Be even MORE sarcastic

P.S. the site is more than a porn site so enjoy.
“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you."
VanGogh
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
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Thanks 1CuriousCat .... I've edited some of yours ...

This site is a gem. A diamond that is being polished slowly yet, very efficiently. You will watch it grow .. and be inspired!

The authors and some members of lush will feed your sexual imagination for years to come ... so inspiring!

You will experience some amazing moments ... and some devastating heartbreaks, yet, so inspiring!

This is a fantasy.
kylie_kained
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Welcome to Lush within minutes you will be hooked.
Naughty_Magician
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This thing has more than just stories! Took me a while to figure that out.
Had a dream I was king, I woke up still king!!
Magical_felix
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Quote by sprite
just so y'all know...



I guess I will take Makavelli's silence as his admission of bitchdom!

I think he's still embarressed about having to bow down to the west side.

FUCK THE EAST SIDE AND FUCK MAKAVELLI!

vtcmr
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I feel like I'm missing something exciting. Can someone give me a summary of the Makavelli story, please?
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by Magical_felix


I guess I will take Makavelli's silence as his admission of bitchdom!

I think he's still embarressed about having to bow down to the west side.

FUCK THE EAST SIDE AND FUCK MAKAVELLI!





sometimes you are just too subtle for me...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Sandrine
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Dear Me,

Congrats, you just joined LS! You are going to meet some amazing, wonderful people that you will look forward to chatting with. You will also get the chance to write sexually explicit stories about the detective. As time goes on, you will write about Beijing Officers, your real estate agent and a very hot baseball player. However, as fate would have it, you'll be thinking of the detective again. Enjoy the ride and help others enjoy theirs!!!

Signed,

Me
In custody.

I love baseball!!!
AngelHeart01
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Quote by Magical_felix


I guess I will take Makavelli's silence as his admission of bitchdom!

I think he's still embarressed about having to bow down to the west side.

FUCK THE EAST SIDE AND FUCK MAKAVELLI!





Hear, ....... Pussy, pussy, pussy. Purrrrr, meeeeeow!
Have you looked at the map, and seen where your Trixie's Trailer is?
Magical_felix
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Quote by AngelHeart01


Hear, ....... Pussy, pussy, pussy. Purrrrr, meeeeeow!
Have you looked at the map, and seen where your Trixie's Trailer is?





Has certain Trixie looked around the breakfast/lunch/dinner nook for the keys so she can fire up her house and drive it to the west side? Hello.

Plus I know she reps that south.
AngelHeart01
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Speaking of the Trailer.... Thanks for the Spinners!!!! I got rid of the hubcaps. You were right, feel like the Park Princess!!
Magical_felix
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Quote by AngelHeart01
Speaking of the Trailer.... Thanks for the Spinners!!!! I got rid of the hubcaps. You were right, feel like the Park Princess!!



Told you I know my shit.

Ill get you the curb feelers and one of those sticker maps you put by the door to mark off the states you lived in, uh pass the time.. err visited, this christmas.

Anything for the purtiest princess in the the whole park.
DLizze
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Ok, Asshole. So you got yourself into a writing site. Big fucking deal. Try not to let your hats get too tight.

Oh, and while you're at it, remember what your mama told you: "Don't be a dick. If you can't say something nice, shut the fuck up." (or words to that effect)
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
perkynipples
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this place is addictive. you will make good friends and gain confidence. go ahead and write a story or two.
Bunker Love
My Dream my latest stopry
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Jerrell. . .in your effort to get yourself known as an artist you're about to enter an addictive world where you're gonna read and write about things you never thought you would, but it's cool 'cause it's gonna be an experience and it's gonna make things interesting between you and Vicki. Wait- - forget the Vicki part. You weren't suppose to know about that yet. . .
Two years Lushing it up- -it's been great.