Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
Things you should not say on a 1st date...
Active Ink Slinger
I want to have your baby.
Active Ink Slinger
My ex girlfriend... always awkward
Prolific Writer
I just got out of the can last month. It wasn't too serious what I did....
xo
xo
Madam Carol
Whining about ex's is a no no. I'm not a therapist.
When my hubby and I were separated for about a year, it made me truly appreciate him. I couldn't believe how many jerks there are out here. Virtually every guy I dated that year assumed I was an easy fuck.
I dated this one egotist that asked me at dinner what my favorite sexual position was. I excused myself to go to restroom and went home.
Once a guy told me I look real good, "for my age." I'm in my thirties, not sixties.
Another time I went out with this guy that bragged non stop about how wealthy he was and how he likes the finer things in life. That was bad enough but I almost fell out of my chair when he wanted to split the check at this overly priced restaurant he chose. I asked him if I was suppose to give him gas money too.
Then... I went on this date my GF set me up with she said was hot. Yeah right! This guy was so ugly that his momma should have drown him a birth. Or... At least taught him how to brush his teeth.
Needless to say, I'm back with my husband and enjoying every moment. The grass might indeed be greener on the other side of the fence, but that's because the ground is littered with cow shit.
When my hubby and I were separated for about a year, it made me truly appreciate him. I couldn't believe how many jerks there are out here. Virtually every guy I dated that year assumed I was an easy fuck.
I dated this one egotist that asked me at dinner what my favorite sexual position was. I excused myself to go to restroom and went home.
Once a guy told me I look real good, "for my age." I'm in my thirties, not sixties.
Another time I went out with this guy that bragged non stop about how wealthy he was and how he likes the finer things in life. That was bad enough but I almost fell out of my chair when he wanted to split the check at this overly priced restaurant he chose. I asked him if I was suppose to give him gas money too.
Then... I went on this date my GF set me up with she said was hot. Yeah right! This guy was so ugly that his momma should have drown him a birth. Or... At least taught him how to brush his teeth.
Needless to say, I'm back with my husband and enjoying every moment. The grass might indeed be greener on the other side of the fence, but that's because the ground is littered with cow shit.
Prolific Writer
I like to get drunk and have people do body shots off my body.
Can we go to the bar after our dinner?
xo
Can we go to the bar after our dinner?
xo
Active Ink Slinger
I was hopeful you would wear you black dress with the slit up the right leg. How did I know you had one?????????
Active Ink Slinger
is your mother going to join us
Prolific Writer
I had sex with your brother last night. I hope you'll be better then him...
Convict
Show me the money first.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Prolific Writer
Before I came I had a burrito.....
Prolific Writer
Who are you? I don't know who you are. Did we meet already?
Site administrator
Just how many times do we have to date before I get to have sex with you.
Site administrator
Is there bucket loads of money in your family.
Site administrator
Please tell me you know how to cook a pizza properly such that its edible.
Short Arse Brit
Quote by simplyjohn
Please tell me you know how to cook a pizza properly such that its edible.
I just took a snap shot of this and reported you to Gav
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Active Ink Slinger
Sure hope you're as good in bed as your mom and dad were yesterday....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Active Ink Slinger
Do you give blow jobs as good as your sister does?
Convict
Quote by HotWife4U
The grass might indeed be greener on the other side of the fence, but that's because the ground is littered with cow shit.
LOVE this.
I don't fuck on the first date.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2