Quote by simplyjohn
kitchen goddess(And no I dont mean incinerated pizza's!).
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Quote by trinket
All you ever think about is your belly and what's NOT in it! Just saying.![]()
Faithful & funny.
Quote by simplyjohn
You see you didnt think that through did you miss smarty panties! ... the way to a mans heart is via his stomach! *pokes tongue out*
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Quote by simplyjohn
kitchen goddess(And no I dont mean incinerated pizza's!).
Quote by trinket
All you ever think about is your belly and what's NOT in it! Just saying.![]()
Faithful & funny.
Quote by sprite
Sorry. He's taken. Pick someone else.
Quote by kiera
T, I am faithful and sometimes considered funny but u can nob off ur not my type, u should have gone for faithful and smelly then you could have SJ![]()
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Quote by simplyjohn
You see you didnt think that through did you miss smarty panties! ... the way to a mans heart is via his stomach! *pokes tongue out*
Oh and by the way ... I can be faithful and funny. Can you cook or are you another kitchen disaster like KK
Quote by sprite
Nicola called Dibs. Sorry. Try again.
Quote by kiera
Bugger lol
How about you take Eva Green and give me back Henry?? Failing that I will take Jonathan Rhys Meyers xo
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.