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Quote by cajunbuckaroo
A Northern or Western person will say "I'd like to fuck you." A Southerner will say "I'd like to fuck y'all!!" lol
Not true...Y'all is plural, meaning more than one. So if a Southerner says "I'd like to fuck Y'all", it is more than likely her or she is wanting sex from more than one person.
Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
"Might could"
as in
"Can you give me a lift to work tomorrow morning?"
"Yeah, I might could do that."
as in
"Can you give me a lift to work tomorrow morning?"
"Yeah, I might could do that."
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I'm gonna stomp your backside into a mud puddle and walk right through it!
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'hit dogs holler'. it basically means that you only get riled up about things that pertain to you...whether you admit it or not.
Say. Her. Name.
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Cock a doodle dandy, Guv,
In the world's harsh wear and tear many a very sincere attachment is slowly obliterated.
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
Είμαι ταξιδιώτης τόσο στο χρόνο όσο και στο διάστημα
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Quote by Denim_Daisy10
If the Creek Don't Rise
My Mamaw ALWAYS said, 'If the good Lord's willing and the creek don't rise...
When asked how you are it was , "Fair to Midland" and the response back was, "That's a good grade of cotton." It meant you were ok..... or the other answer ... "peachy"
Fixin to .....
Don't amount to a hill a beans ....
Storms a brewin .......
Over yonder ....
Madder than a wet hen .....
and of course ....
Till the cows come home ......
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"Well, wadcha thank?"
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'She was no more'n knee high to a grasshopper'
Well, it's been a month'a Sundays...
Put yer shoes on Lucy, don't ya know yer in the city? (that was my Mamaw's sayin')
Madder than a banty rooster
City folk...
go fetch me a stick, or go pick a switch (go get me a tree branch so'as I can whoop your ass) now, that was Papaw!
You gonna sleep in all day? It's eight o'clock!
Well, if that ain't the truth, I don't know what is...
Well, it's been a month'a Sundays...
Put yer shoes on Lucy, don't ya know yer in the city? (that was my Mamaw's sayin')
Madder than a banty rooster
City folk...
go fetch me a stick, or go pick a switch (go get me a tree branch so'as I can whoop your ass) now, that was Papaw!
You gonna sleep in all day? It's eight o'clock!
Quote by HeraTeleia
Not sure if it's Southern but a friend of mine (Hawai'ian, but raised most of her life in Florida) calls all her female friends "Mama". As in, "Come over here for a spell, Mama Jen". And she's a solid twenty years my senior.
Grammie was Canadian but lived in SE Missouri, always did love hauling me all through the Deep South "to see the Americans" when I was a child. I therefore know that "well, bless your heart" is not a compliment.
Well, if that ain't the truth, I don't know what is...
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Well, I cain't say I'm truly from the South, 'cpetin' thet everthang is southa Alaska. But I am cuntry so's if'n ya want, here's a couple: "Nuttier than a squirrel turd! or "Dumb as a bag of hammers!"
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We are southern and Cajun. Here are a few of our most common sayings.
Y'all.
Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler. NOTE: Can anyone translate this Cajun frase that is widely used in south Louisiana.
Making groceries.
The bankit.
Let's go jump the broom.
Snow ball.
Throw me sumpen mister.
Who dat.
Brandie
Y'all.
Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler. NOTE: Can anyone translate this Cajun frase that is widely used in south Louisiana.
Making groceries.
The bankit.
Let's go jump the broom.
Snow ball.
Throw me sumpen mister.
Who dat.
Brandie
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Quote by NOLAHotgal
Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler
let the good times roll?
'something ain't clean in the buttermilk'. which means, there's more to this than meets the eye.
Say. Her. Name.
Top Shot
Again, not sure if this is Southern, but I say "(he/she/they/whatever) (is/are) fixed six ways to to Sunday" on occasion. Or similarly, "I'll fix (you/them/whatever) six ways to Sunday...". The latter is generally used as a sort of threat. My Grammie's neighbour Irma said that quite a lot.
Also, "that really (burns/butters) my brickle". Some of these things are surely extremely colloquial. "Minute" equalling a while is also something I'm pretty sure is unique to the American South. As in, "I'm going to set a minute" or "this cough has been on me for a minute". Again, I'm Canadian born and bred and Grammie was similarly Canadian born and bred, so these are things I recall hearing as she car toured us through the South.
Also, "that really (burns/butters) my brickle". Some of these things are surely extremely colloquial. "Minute" equalling a while is also something I'm pretty sure is unique to the American South. As in, "I'm going to set a minute" or "this cough has been on me for a minute". Again, I'm Canadian born and bred and Grammie was similarly Canadian born and bred, so these are things I recall hearing as she car toured us through the South.
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'throw rocks and hide your hands'. that's in reference to people who like to cause trouble, but then act oblivious as to how it started.
Say. Her. Name.
“Well don’t that just beat all”
“Ain’t you just the cutest thang”
“Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit”
“I do declare...”
“Hell nah”
“Preaching to the choir”
“Cute as a button”
“Fit to be tied”
“Hold your horses”
“Don’t get your feathers ruffled”
“More nervous than a long tailed cat in a house full of rocking chairs”
“Stinks to high heaven”
“Ain’t you just the cutest thang”
“Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit”
“I do declare...”
“Hell nah”
“Preaching to the choir”
“Cute as a button”
“Fit to be tied”
“Hold your horses”
“Don’t get your feathers ruffled”
“More nervous than a long tailed cat in a house full of rocking chairs”
“Stinks to high heaven”
The Bee's Knees
bless your heart. the most polite fuck you in the world.
Say. Her. Name.