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The Rage Cage
Quote by trinket
NOW HEAR THIS!!
I am happy!! I Am happy because I am happy. NOT because someone left, NOT because you sneezed, didn't sneeze, your dog scratched himself or any other reason than I'm fucking happy! What part of "I am happy" means any of this other shit? I am not going to do this shit with you ANYMORE! Can't a person just be happy? Apparently not. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE TO BE FUCKING HAPPY! Thank you. BE HAPPY!
Trinket? did you say you were fuckin happy? or happy fuckin? haha
I can relate. I am always happy ..I am never down or depressed ... and people are always like, " why the fuck are you smiling all the time and so fuckin energetic?" I'm just fuckin happy and also happy fuckin. Leave me the fuck alone to my happiness if you cant get under this umbrella with me. Do I really need a reason to be happy? No I dont. I just fuckin love life alright?
Short Arse Brit
fuck you all, I am not playing see my arse??? kiss it 
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Southern Charmer
You are such a tacky bitch. What's the matter, you aren't creative enough to be original?
I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.
If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2
Popping my rage cage cherry because I am pissed off... you fuctard, two-faced, jealous, transparent zunt... best know that I and Dave know very effective voodoo methods... pay no attention to Dave devouring three feed bags of bad Mexican food... just best cover your nostrils because you deserve every ounce of shit coming your way... fucktard karma is a bitch 
Convict
I did tell you, little miss smarty pants that if you were going to play with the big boys and girls that you had to be prepared to accept the consequences of your actions. You didn't choose wisely when you targeted me did you? When you start throwing mud at people and telling them how they should live, you should either make sure you are Living a perfect, mistake-free life, or just shut the fucking fuck up! Did it never occur to you that I could cause the same problems for you, that you tried to cause for me? You didn't think that far ahead did you, you idiotard ? I would wish you good luck with cleaning up your own shit pile but... You know...
next time you might choose to mind your own fucking business instead of everyone else. I love it when I see Karma actually being a bitch.
And as for YOU, you stupid fucker, do you not remember it's YOU causing the shitfights? Then when people turn on you, you blame everyone else. You're a big girl now, Claim ownership of the fact that you start the shitfight almost every time
That is all.
next time you might choose to mind your own fucking business instead of everyone else. I love it when I see Karma actually being a bitch. And as for YOU, you stupid fucker, do you not remember it's YOU causing the shitfights? Then when people turn on you, you blame everyone else. You're a big girl now, Claim ownership of the fact that you start the shitfight almost every time
That is all.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2
Big-haired Bitch
I don't like you, bitch. In fact, I despise you.
This was true yesterday, last week, last month, and last year. I don't understand why you thought today would be any different.
When I say 'Fuck off forever,' I mean that shit.
And the next time you show up at my place unannounced, you get a foot up the ass instead of a door to the face.
This was true yesterday, last week, last month, and last year. I don't understand why you thought today would be any different.
When I say 'Fuck off forever,' I mean that shit.
And the next time you show up at my place unannounced, you get a foot up the ass instead of a door to the face.
"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
Unicorn Wrangler
The mortgage company who currently holds the mortgage on the house I own is fucking stupid. In May my account was reassessed and because of something I arranged and forgot about (I'll own this part) my payment went up over $200 a month. Yet, they failed to notify me (best guess, it got lost in the mail) that my payment would go up in July. I had my payments on an automatic payment so I wouldn't be late (I thought it was smart) and thus, didn't look at my statements (again, my fault) and was short on my July & August payment. Now, do they call me in July or August to tell me I'm short (now almost $500) NO! They send me a registered letter.
And why didn't they call? Because in November 2013, they were calling, harassing about my "late-payment" that was 2 days not late as I had until the 16th of the month, and they could see by my record I make the payment between the 10th and 12th. When I told them they couldn't get paid before the 10th due to when I get paid, and asked they not call unless it's AFTER the 16th, they agreed, and put me on a "Do Not Call" list. IDIOTS!!!
I call in a panic and a fury to get this resolved. I agree (though I'm not happy about it) to pay the almost $500 shortage. BUT, I tell them it will take me a few days to get the money from a savings account that takes 2 days to transfer the money. I was told as long as I clear it by Aug 31, it would be fine. Still not happy, I do what I must and send the money with just over a week to spare in the exact same method I send my monthly payment, though my bank's on-line bill pay service.)
At the end of August, I discover to my horror that my payment has been returned! WTF?!? I call back even more panic stricken to find out why. Now, I had asked they help with the higher payment as it was more than my budget could handle, and they did. They also refunded the two months of late fees (not upset about this in the least mind you) and now my "shortage" was just under $400 (not upset in the least about this either.) I send them the new lower payment just as I had before, though my bank's on-line bill pay service (because I'm not paying an extra $10 to use their website.)
Three days before my regular monthly mortgage payment is sent, they send me back the 2nd payment (the almost $400 to get my account current.) WTF?!? I'm tired of wasting my time calling them. So, I send an email that takes multiple tries demanding they credit me the shortage. They claim I'll hear back in 5 business days, I don't hear back for two full weeks. They send me a big envelope to my home saying they have NO RECORD of my so called refunds.
After I peeled myself off the roof from hitting it so hard... I sent them yet another email with a pdf of my bank statement showing them the three payments and the two refunds. I still have yet to hear from them, but I will continue to make my regular payments because I'll be damned to have this POS company steal my house that I'm not renting because I've had to move for a job opportunity. I am in the process of trying to refinance it to get it away from these idiots once and for all. They weren't the company I started with, but the one my mortgage was sold to. I would tell anyone I know who has this company to get away from them ASAP.
I even filed a complaint with the BBB (Better Business Bureau) for all the good it's done me. I hate how banks can sell your mortgage and it's a crap shoot on who you get. I got a crappy company with piss poor customer service.
And why didn't they call? Because in November 2013, they were calling, harassing about my "late-payment" that was 2 days not late as I had until the 16th of the month, and they could see by my record I make the payment between the 10th and 12th. When I told them they couldn't get paid before the 10th due to when I get paid, and asked they not call unless it's AFTER the 16th, they agreed, and put me on a "Do Not Call" list. IDIOTS!!!
I call in a panic and a fury to get this resolved. I agree (though I'm not happy about it) to pay the almost $500 shortage. BUT, I tell them it will take me a few days to get the money from a savings account that takes 2 days to transfer the money. I was told as long as I clear it by Aug 31, it would be fine. Still not happy, I do what I must and send the money with just over a week to spare in the exact same method I send my monthly payment, though my bank's on-line bill pay service.)
At the end of August, I discover to my horror that my payment has been returned! WTF?!? I call back even more panic stricken to find out why. Now, I had asked they help with the higher payment as it was more than my budget could handle, and they did. They also refunded the two months of late fees (not upset about this in the least mind you) and now my "shortage" was just under $400 (not upset in the least about this either.) I send them the new lower payment just as I had before, though my bank's on-line bill pay service (because I'm not paying an extra $10 to use their website.)
Three days before my regular monthly mortgage payment is sent, they send me back the 2nd payment (the almost $400 to get my account current.) WTF?!? I'm tired of wasting my time calling them. So, I send an email that takes multiple tries demanding they credit me the shortage. They claim I'll hear back in 5 business days, I don't hear back for two full weeks. They send me a big envelope to my home saying they have NO RECORD of my so called refunds.
After I peeled myself off the roof from hitting it so hard... I sent them yet another email with a pdf of my bank statement showing them the three payments and the two refunds. I still have yet to hear from them, but I will continue to make my regular payments because I'll be damned to have this POS company steal my house that I'm not renting because I've had to move for a job opportunity. I am in the process of trying to refinance it to get it away from these idiots once and for all. They weren't the company I started with, but the one my mortgage was sold to. I would tell anyone I know who has this company to get away from them ASAP.
I even filed a complaint with the BBB (Better Business Bureau) for all the good it's done me. I hate how banks can sell your mortgage and it's a crap shoot on who you get. I got a crappy company with piss poor customer service.
Short Arse Brit
Fucking prick..I fucking hate your guts..fuck you arsehole...grrrrr
The Duchess of Tart
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Active Ink Slinger
Feeling depressed by a co-worker's attutide. Hot n Cold.
Active Ink Slinger
So fucking tired of trying and it never works. What the hell will it take to be enough?
Unicorn Wrangler
Fucking "for profit" colleges! You nearly screwed my son! At least he's got is diploma, but did you mother-fuckers have to cancel his graduation ceremony and not tell us?!? And just how is he to get his transcripts so he can continue his education or get a job? Oh yeah... where is the so-called job placement you promised?!? Half of the jobs you sent him he wasn't qualified for due to an assortment of reasons.
Big-haired Bitch
So a mandatory assignment on a textbook you listed as optional at the beginning of the semester.
How the fuck does that even work?!
How the fuck does that even work?!
"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
Southern Charmer
What is wrong with you? Why are you so self absorbed that you can't see anything beyond your own reflection? Life doesn't owe you anything; I don't owe you anything! Pull your head out of your ass and learn to take care of yourself.
Stop being such a fucking leach! You are so emotionally draining, and I always feel like I've been in the ring with Mike Tyson after a five minute conversation with you. You are toxic and unless you grow up and stop being such a dick you will always be toxic.
Stop being such a fucking leach! You are so emotionally draining, and I always feel like I've been in the ring with Mike Tyson after a five minute conversation with you. You are toxic and unless you grow up and stop being such a dick you will always be toxic.
I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.
If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2
Active Ink Slinger
Illinois politics! Why do people keep voting for these crooks? Mr. Smith are you out there? Please!
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by emilykiss
I shouldn't let the sun go down on my anger. All's good.x
Quote by verbal
I like this, Emily.
And so will follow your example, and delete these words of self pity, and let this pass.
Thanks for leading by example, Emily.
Quote by Verbal
I like this, Emily.
Everything that starts out so simple and pure in my life ends up complicated and confusing and just totally fucking exhausting.
Although I suppose the reason might be me, rather than the world around me. Perhaps I'm raging at myself.
Watch it or you'll end like this lovely lady:
Active Ink Slinger
Ugh. I can't stand people with no respect and no brains.
At the grocery store, with my visibly sick grandmother ( she is going through chemo ) and there are supposed to be two lines for the self checkouts, they are marked with bright orange fucking tape, how can you miss it?? Well every person there decides to line up in one line. So I tell my grandmother lets just get in this line, mind you if I had of been by myself I would have waited at the back of the one line.
Well the guy at the end of the line starts running his mouth. He comes and stands next to us with his cart load full of groceries, as opposed to our pack of stew meat. When the next thing opens up, he takes off like a bat out of fucking hell, almost runs my grandmother over, then shoots us a dirty look.
Sure. You are in your mid 40"s and healthy, but you can shove my grandmother out of the way, and go first.
Asshole. Prick.
At the grocery store, with my visibly sick grandmother ( she is going through chemo ) and there are supposed to be two lines for the self checkouts, they are marked with bright orange fucking tape, how can you miss it?? Well every person there decides to line up in one line. So I tell my grandmother lets just get in this line, mind you if I had of been by myself I would have waited at the back of the one line.
Well the guy at the end of the line starts running his mouth. He comes and stands next to us with his cart load full of groceries, as opposed to our pack of stew meat. When the next thing opens up, he takes off like a bat out of fucking hell, almost runs my grandmother over, then shoots us a dirty look.
Sure. You are in your mid 40"s and healthy, but you can shove my grandmother out of the way, and go first.
Asshole. Prick.
Her Royal Spriteness
*glares* 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Love Bug
I am so unbelievably tired of being sick. I am tired of fighting so hard, while acting so brave. All I really am is scared. I am most afraid of hurting the one I love but at the same time afraid to show weakness or fear and scaring loved ones away. I find I have days when I am simply mad as hell, once I get the anger out I can go back to fighting. But, anger has to be voiced or it smothers your spirit. I love life and I am simply not done living. When I wrap my arms around Billy, i feel like life has just begun to be as beautiful as my daydreams. So today I give myself permission to be so damn angry.
Brown Sugar
Did I solicit your responses, your lies? No, I did not. I really don't give a fuck. Really, please understand that I don't. You've proven yourself to be a fantabulous liar! Please, stop going out of your way to bring me your funky lies. I really don't have time.
"Scratch a lie, find a thief." ~ unknown
While the saying is controversial, I'm finding the quote to be true about you. Now, leave me the fuck alone, please. You're
just a hot mess.
2015 is just around the corner. If I find that you've stolen from me, I will have authorities all the way up your ass with a flashlight. Now, go sit with that for a while. Think about it. It's not a threat; it's a promise.
"Scratch a lie, find a thief." ~ unknown
While the saying is controversial, I'm finding the quote to be true about you. Now, leave me the fuck alone, please. You're
just a hot mess.
2015 is just around the corner. If I find that you've stolen from me, I will have authorities all the way up your ass with a flashlight. Now, go sit with that for a while. Think about it. It's not a threat; it's a promise.
Weaver of Words
How about the car full of assholes ahead of me at the toll booth? 4 people in the car, and only the driver looking around for money... on the floor, in the glove box (or perhaps he was giving the passenger oral... he was down there long enough). and then when he finally comes up with the money, it's a fucking $20 bill for a .90 toll. Did he forget he was on a toll road? were the other 3 people in the car quadriplegics? it took this guy at least 5 minutes to find the fucking .90 and I was stuck cause there were cars behind me.