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Thank you... you ingrate fucks! You borrowed that Goddamned refrigerator cart over a week ago, finally you decide to bring the damned thing back so you call and tell me you'll be dropping it off "in a few minutes... that was OVER a fucking hour ago! Pardon me all directly to fuck and gone BUT... I do have BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN STAND AROUND IN THE FUCKING BROILING SUN waiting for dipshits to return something they've been too fucking busy to return for a week, I mean how long does it take you numbnutted dimwits to move a fucking refrigerator in the first place? Congratulations, the next time you need it, I will have "forgotten" where I put it! ASSHOLES!
You sad excuse for a human being let alone a man.

How can you say such things in such a way and situation?

I'd like to see you say those things with me within reach of you. Mind you I've got rather long arms. I am not a fighter by nature but don't think for a second I wouldn't stomp your pathetic ass into the ground. And I would certainly offer to the person you've hurt an opportunity to whack you as I held you. She's so nice she would probably not do it - but I am not so I would smile

You are a worthless piece of shit - who I would enjoy hearing begging for mercy.

And if you ever did it again... well... you fuckin asshole... don't be surprised if my diarrhea filled horse and crazy-as-fuck llama don't join me in giving you another beat down you.
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Put down your phone and pay attention to your driving....QUIT TEXTING!! I drive an 18 wheeler and you SCARE me!!


One of the scariest things on the road my friend!! Drive safe sweetie!!
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One of the scariest things on the road my friend!! Drive safe sweetie!!


Please review the rules. thank you.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

This Candy has lost its sweetness...
*Drinks my tea*

Well love, no would want to boss around someone who is stupid and lazy.

Case closed
I was going to say something about my memory but I am just "old." Really, I'm "not all that bad" looking.
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Put down your phone and pay attention to your driving....QUIT TEXTING!! I drive an 18 wheeler and you SCARE me!!



Fucking assault me again, and I swear I'll see your ass to hell.

Hey Arsewipe,

Don't ask why I hate my current state that I'm residing in please. I don't need to tell you why I hate New Jersey. I just do.
UGH!!!!!!
When I shut my mouth and walk away,
it doesn't mean you've won.
If I look at you and don't respond,
it doesn't mean you're right.
It simply means that your stupid ass
isn't worth anymore of my time.

?
? A True Story ?
airlines. motherfucking airlines and airports. Can they possibly make travel any less enjoyable than the crap we endure now?
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
FUCK! Am I just banging my head against the wall?
There are reasons I won't attend your wedding. To make it easy... I'll put them in a list.

1. Your wedding is in November and I have to work (you knew that... btw)

2. You live in Florida and thus, you're wedding is in Florida. For me to get there requires a round-trip airplane ticket and a hotel room. Neither of which I can afford.

3. You only got back in contact with me when you remembered that my dad had set up a college fund for you that was supposed to be for my son. The only reason you even had anything was because my father made a mistake.

4. You borrowed money from me, promising to pay me back, then never did. Consider that my wedding present.

5. There are people who will or might be there that I have no desire to ever see again... including:

-----a. Your hypocritical grandmother-this Bible bashing woman does not live a Christian life... nor does she practice what she preaches.

-----b. Your bitch aunt-she turned on me so fast it even made my head spin. You were a witness to this betrayal after your dad had his surgery... but I know you've chosen to not remember the way it really went down because she's "family". She assaulted me without cause. Let me remind you that family doesn't mean blood. It means people who are there for you.

-----c. Your mom-the only reason her and I couldn't be friends... or at least friendly to each other was your father's fault. He deliberately put a wedge between us because he feared the truth would come out. I also feel she could have done more especially in the realm of keeping in contact with you.

-----d. Your half-sister-she is an ugly person from the inside & it reflects in her outsides. I did try to be nice, but she went out of her way to defy my rules. She refused to respect our requests in regards to what we allowed for you. She wasn't your mother. She made little effort to see you or even keep in contact.

-----e. Your half-brother-this asshole is a blight on the face of the earth. He tried to accuse me of doing drugs with him because he was familiar with my last name. Too bad that name was my ex-husband's. He had me confused with someone else, though no one believed me. He's an abusive junkie and a prick. He borrowed money from me for "rent" only to use it to buy drugs. He was the one who attacked me on Facebook over something I said & apologized for. And yes... I did report his sorry ass to Facebook for cyberbullying. Just because you two share a mother doesn't mean he'd not a monster.

-----f. The Whore-oh... I mean the bitch your father was fucking during our marriage. How you can befriend this woman is beyond me. She snitched you out every chance she got. She set me up. She lied so much that she wouldn't know the truth if it bit her in the ass. She treats your father like shit (he's told me this himself when we were still talking btw) and she has cost him a lot of friends and your brother won't talk to him any more. She did drugs in our home. She used us for a free ride... and is now using your father.

-----g. The whore's sister-the bitch is a thief. She stole from you, me, your father, and my son. There is no excuse for this... not even her so-called living situation.

-----h. Your father-also my ex-husband. He has a drug problem. He is addicted to pain killers. He's a habitual liar. He lied to me. He lied to you. He lied to his friends. He lied to the police. He illegally locked me out. He stole my things and my son's things. He cheated me out of thousands of dollars when he sold that mobile home. So when Karma showed up that day after Christmas with that fire, I did a naked happy dance. I was fist pumping the air & high fiving Karma. Then you had the never to beg for money on Facebook for him. When your cousin suggested gift cards for Walmart which was near by... you shot that idea down. So it seems you are well aware of his drug problems and wish to enable him. Something I will no longer do.

6. I have watched your Facebook posts. Your whining about needing money for your tattoo. Bitch please! I get the job situation... but remember... you chose to let your boyfriend/baby daddy knock you up not once... but twice. Why he didn't marry you sooner is beyond me. If he really loved you... there wouldn't have been any delay in his matter. My man married me a year & a half after we started dating... how long have you two been together? At least 7 years based on the age of your older son.

7. Honestly, I don't want to go. My son wants nothing to do with you and wonders why I even keep in touch with you at all. Maybe it's a sick fetish. Maybe it's because for a brief period of time, you were my daughter. Regardless of why... for now... I will keep in touch with you... but I won't be at your wedding.

I do wish you blessings & good luck with your future. I hope you have a happier ending than your father & I did.
You fucking arsehole.

Have you forgotten this laptop was my lap top as I agreed to take your old one so you could keep the new one.

Now you are ranting at me because my one (your old one) is acting up and not working.

Telling me if you cant fix it I can;t have another one...Do you forget who fucking paid for them both in the first place??

Fuck you, threatening me with a fucking tablet..you know damn well I don't know how to use one.

But how dare you blame me when I let you keep the new laptop (aka this one which was mine) and took the old one which was yours to begin with and much older.

Take your tablet and shove it up your arse...I will take my card off you seen's you can't even get a fucking bank account and I let you use mine.

You fucking prick.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
I'm literally surrounded by fucking morons... I'm five foot tall and one hundred pounds, you're six foot tall and nearing two hundred pounds. Why the fuck am I lugging around some heavy items whilst you put smaller and lighter things away? And pointing out that, "that looks heavy" won't fucking help you lazy piece of shit... And to my ex, can you stop fucking texting me, I'm not interested in coming back to you so you can carry on fucking some fat bitch from Huddersfield. You've hurt me once, it's not happening again...
I'm so fuckin pissed off that I could break my phone. Thank you for making me feel guilty about coming to see you today in the city. Plus, I told you I could not afford it. I went one way to see you but I had to walk 40 plus blocks to reach you. Then my feet ended up with blisters. Fuck you Dad!!!!!!! I can't walk as fast as you. You really don't care about me. I feel like crying my eyes out.....
You fucking lost!!!!

Suck my invisible dick!! You ugly excuse of an person!

I am pissed but I am fucking happy. I told you that I don't turn down a fight and I burned your ass in front of everyone. Now do us all a favor of dropping dead somewhere. Oh and yea I am ready to retaliate if you try to get my ass. I will burn you even worst.

So fuck you and your illusions!!!!!
Whatever happened to the days of working for a fair wage and not being treated like a slave., I've totally had a guts full
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD people. Please pretty please try to learn the true meaning of these words.

THERE. THEIR. THEY'RE

THERE are THEIR scissors and THEY'RE sharp.

TO. TWO. TOO.

My brother bought a donut.
I would like TO buy TWO donuts TOO please.

THEN. THAN.

Number one comes first THEN number two because number two is greater THAN the number one.

I am offering FREE tutoring for those who wish to climb the mountain that we call Homonyms (words that sound the same but have different spelling and different meanings.)

Bare/Bear, Blue/Blew, Ale/ail, guest/guessed etc...

EDITED TO ADD:. It has been brought to my attention I didn't include "YOUR" and "YOU'RE".

YOU'RE correct and thank you for YOUR input. ?
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD people. Please pretty please try to learn the true meaning of these words.

THERE. THEIR. THEY'RE

THERE are THEIR scissors and THEY'RE sharp.

TO. TWO. TOO.

My brother bought a donut.
I would like TO buy TWO donuts TOO please.

THEN. THAN.


Number one comes first THEN number two because number two is greater THAN the number one.

I am offering FREE tutoring for those who wish to climb the mountain that we call Homonyms (words that sound the same but have different spelling and different meanings.)

Bare/Bear, Blue/Blew, Ale/ail, guest/guessed etc...

EDITED TO ADD:. It has been brought to my attention I didn't include "YOUR" and "YOU'RE".

YOU'RE correct and thank you for YOUR input. ?



When can you start tudoring me? Will it cost alot more then $4? Your damned awesome!
Dear, Internal Revenue Service,

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME KNOW ALL MY FINANCIAL INFORMATION MAY HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED!

THANK YOU FOR OFFERING ME A FREE YEAR OF IDENTITY THEFT PROTECTION (A LITTLE LATE NOW)!

THANK YOU FOR ALSO SENDING LETTERS TO MY THREE KIDS THAT THEIR INFORMATION WAS ALSO COMPROMISED!

THANK YOU FOR HOLDING UP MY REFUND SO YOU CAN REVIEW MY RETURN TO MAKE SURE THE REFUND IS GOING TO ME AND THANKS FOR IT TAKING TWO MONTHS AT LAST COUNT! STILL WAITING!

THANK YOU FOR OFFERING MY KIDS THREE YEARS FREE IDENTITY THEFT PROTECTION. AGAIN A LITTLE LATE. (WHY DO I ONLY GET A YEAR)?

THANK YOU FOR LOWERING MY CREDIT SCORE. EVERY TIME I HAVE TO CHECK MY CREDIT AND MAKE SURE NO ONE IS USING MY INFORMATION MY SCORE GOES DOWN BECAUSE TOO MANY INQUIRIES INTO YOUR CREDIT LOWERS YOUR SCORES! HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT?

Dear Universities that my kids attend,

THANK YOU FOR TRYING TO MAKE ME USE AGAIN, "THE GET A TRANSCRIPT COPY OF YOUR RETURN FROM THE IRS". THAT'S WHERE ALL OUR INFORMATION WAS BREACHED FROM!

Thank you, I feel a bit better now, but I still NEED my refund!
I see it's a big fucking deal when your laptop fucks up...apparently not so when mine does.

Either way you use any excuse to treat me like dirt and speak to me like I am nothing.

GO FUCK YOURSELF..YOUR SMALL DICK IS LARGER THAN YOUR BRAIN...AND TRY GETTING OUT OF FUCKING BED ONCE IN A WHILE..You promised the kids a dvd day today and popcorn and a fun day in as it was raining...As usual you did fuck all and wouldn't get up and let them down.

Good job they have a fucking mother who does give a shit and we had a fun day until you got your horrible self out of bed and started on us all again.

You tell me you wish I was dead?? Well I wish the penis on your forehead would drop off seen's that's the only one that works on you..You fucking prick.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
If it is permissible to add on to a rage cage post... I would like to add onto the above...

He is a prick and an asshole to boot. Next time he is keeping his lazy ass in bed like that please let me know. I came across a Rufus earlier today. Picture a giant log with a gallon jug sized mushroom head. He can get that thing swinging and whack the prick on his head a few times. That'll wake him up and likely leave a few bruises. Then we can flip him over and let Rufus have at him without lubrication. Oh the screaming we'll hear over our laughter. Fun for sure smile
I know you hate the fact he listens to me. Well, you chose to focus on the child who had no blood tie to you.

I was there when he had questions. I was the one who took him to camp and stayed. I went on the outings, the field trips, the doctor visits, the parent conferences, the back to school nights, the community service projects, and much, much more.

I'm the one who decided he was worth my time. I'm the one who backed my words up with my actions. I'm the one who showed him he was worth it.

I'm the one who was the parent and who parented. You showed up for the awards... I was there for the work.

That's why he listens to me. Because he knows... I will in turn... listen to him.
I can be a bitch I know. You want to know who else knows??? Every other person that makes me become on!!! And you want to know something funny, only YOU can do that.

It has been a year and a month since you be pulling this crap. And no, DO NOT flatter yourself just because I know how long. This has really gotten old. Everyone can say it has gotten old.

You are thirty something and acting like a child. You are narcissistic, always thinking it is about you.

Ha!

You are funny. But seriously, you are pissing me off and I hate playing games.

But you know, you are right to have an opinion but just know I have right to call them stupid.

Anyways that is the end of my rant. I am going to sleep now.
I just fucking hate it when I log on to the Rage Cage and can't think of anything. Everyone should have something to be pissed at. So I'll rage about not being able to rage.