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*THIS IS LADY STEPH'S 5000th LUSH STORIES FORUM POST!*

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Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by Dirty_D


There's a club? shit. why doesn't anyone tell me these things. Am I, like, responsible for snacks and drinks and crap?


Yes, there is a club and you better get those snacks and drinks together, but leave the crap at home.

Obviously, with over 14,000 Forum posts, Sprite is the club president. I am the social chairman and we're playing Naked Twister at the next meeting.

Oh, by the way that's when we initiate Poppet and Steph. Don't worry, Sprite has her paddle for that. Also there's a little game involving an olive, a chair, and a block of ice and they're not wearing any clothes (and can't use their hands.)

PS. I'm an experienced fraternity pledge trainer. hahahaha
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ALL JOKING ASIDE...

I've been here for a while. I SPOKE AND TALKED to people on FIVE THOUSAND OCCASIONS... (AND I got responses!!!)

And I HONESTLY THINK THAT'S A GREAT THING!

(I've met people I LOVE here, people I'm TERRIBLY fond of, people I think are fun and entertaining and people I WISH I could know better... IT'S A FUCKING WEBSITE and we all know what that means...)

BUT FROM MY HEART, my sharing in the Lush Stories experience has been one of the BEST and pleasurable things I've ever done in my life...

DESPITE how I sometimes behave I RESPECT our site, my fellow members, the Mods who make it work AND the GIRL who created it.

Here's to the next 5000 because I'm here to stay!

xx Stephanie

Nicola: "You're an idiot..."
David_LeRoy
Internet Philosopher
Quote by stephanie
ALL JOKING ASIDE...

I've been here for a while. I SPOKE AND TALKED to people on FIVE THOUSAND OCCASIONS... (AND I got responses!!!)

And I HONESTLY THINK THAT'S A GREAT THING!

(I've met people I LOVE here, people I'm TERRIBLY fond of, people I think are fun and entertaining and people I WISH I could know better... IT'S A FUCKING WEBSITE and we all know what that means...)

BUT FROM MY HEART, my sharing in the Lush Stories experience has been one of the BEST and pleasurable things I've ever done in my life...

DESPITE how I sometimes behave I RESPECT our site, my fellow members, the Mods who make it work AND the GIRL who created it.

Here's to the next 5000 because I'm here to stay!

xx Stephanie

Nicola: "You're an idiot..."



I said in the past a collection of your forum post post would make a fantastic humorist novel. You are easily the wittiest person I've ever met online and believe me, that is no an easy title to win. You just keep on keepin' on my friend.

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child
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Quote by Milik_Redman


I said in the past a collection of your forum post post would make a fantastic humorist novel. You are easily the wittiest person I've ever met online and believe me, that is no an easy title to win. You just keep on keepin' on my friend.


And this is what Milik says.

Saying that cause I'm serious and I agree with him.

Good for you Steph..

Just cause I like being silly and say WWMS™

(What would Milik say)
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CAN EVERYONE STOP FUCKING MILIK???>???

xx SF
Mazza
Mazztastic
Quote by stephanie


CAN EVERYONE STOP FUCKING MILIK???>???

xx SF


I don't think so... C'mon, it's SOOOOO good!
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Quote by Mazza


I don't think so... C'mon, it's SOOOOO good!



Yeah Bitch!

*MILLIE'S NEXT POST WILL BE HIS 5000th*

xx SF
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by trinket
Don't you say anything bad about my Rachel or I'll get my unicorn to come after you.eQwinA0Xu6LnBvNM


Isn't that a bit unfair? It would be a worse punishment for Steph if the unicorn was allowed to come first. After all, it has the horn more than he does.


Quote by stephanie


CAN EVERYONE STOP FUCKING MILIK???>???

xx SF


I'm not fucking him (he won't have me).

Well done on your amazing amount of waffle. I'll have syrup on that, ta.
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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David_LeRoy
Internet Philosopher
Quote by stephanie


CAN EVERYONE STOP FUCKING MILIK???>???

xx SF


Jealousy doesn't suit you, Steph.

Edit: it's my 4600th.

The Wild Girl anthology need not be read in any order but does take place in the following timeframe

Wild at Heart- 1968. The story of Dani’s Great Aunt Evie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/wild-at-heart

Wild Oats. Part 1&2. -2021. Dani is 16 and sets her sights on her stepfather.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-1

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-oats-part-2

Wild Child. 2025. Dani is now 20 years old.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/wild-child
nicola
Matriarch
Who is this clown?

Probably a word game spammer I guess
trinket
Convict
Quote by stephanie


CAN EVERYONE STOP FUCKING MILIK???>???

xx SF


I'M NOT FUCKING MILIK!! Do I get a badge for that?


Quote by trinket


Don't you say anything bad about my Rachel or I'll get my unicorn to come after you.APML7h01OG21QIvp


Quote by Shylass
It would be a worse punishment for Steph if the unicorn was allowed to come first. After all, it has the horn more than he does.


You bloody foreigners and your spelling. It's "cum" not "come".
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Quote by stephanie


CAN EVERYONE STOP FUCKING MILIK???>???

xx SF
ParMach
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by sprite


fuck you, you irish eunuch.


CROWD: FIGHT..... FIGHT..... FIGHT....
ME: Anyone for I wager, I'll have 10 bucks on the Washington girl.
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
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Quote by nicola
Who is this clown?

Probably a word game spammer I guess


Would It BREAK YOUR ARSE to JUST ONCE say SOMETHING fucking NICE to me?

xx SF

Nicola: "Yes. You Foolish Tool."
elizabethblack
Awesome Lady
Well, congratulations, I suppose. Although one of her famous posts was used to make me feel less than smart on another thread recently. I pretended to think she was teasing. Sigh. Congratulations and hip-de-do.
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Quote by elizabethblack
Well, congratulations, I suppose. Although one of her famous posts was used to make me feel less than smart on another thread recently. I pretended to think she was teasing. Sigh. Congratulations and hip-de-do.


Oh! (You see, the thing you have to GET about Steph is that... She's An Insane Venal Bitch!) But with a Heart Of Gold. (Except without the heart of gold...)

xx Steph

(I HAVE TO WRITE THE CRAZY COW!)
Dirty_D
Head Nurse
Quote by stephanie


Oh! (You see, the thing you have to GET about Steph is that... She's An Insane Venal Bitch!) But with a Heart Of Gold. (Except without the heart of gold...)

xx Steph

(I HAVE TO WRITE THE CRAZY COW!)


Wait Steph has the Heart of Gold now? I thought Zaphod Beeblebrox has it still? Boy, no one tells me anything.
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Quote by Dirty_D


Wait Steph has the Heart of Gold now? I thought Zaphod Beeblebrox has it still? Boy, no one tells me anything.


BLONDIE had a 'Heart Of Glass' if that's any help...

xx SF

(Hugs The Nurse!)
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Congrats Lady Steph you blundering fool
Steppin' on my nuts and writin' tool
I would walk a mile in your heels
If only you share what you swill
Dressin' in drag you fuckin' hag
Kiss my ass...but still congrats
Shylass
Gingerbread Lover
Quote by trinket


You bloody foreigners and your spelling. It's "cum" not "come".



"Cum" is spunk. "Come" means to orgasm. Innit. Or on it...
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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Quote by Shylass


"Cum" is spunk. "Come" means to orgasm. Innit. Or on it...


ENOUGH OF THE DIRTY TALK YOU!!!!!!!

(Bold Child!)

xx Steph
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by stephanie


ENOUGH OF THE DIRTY TALK YOU!!!!!!!

(Bold Child!)

xx Steph


Yes! Enough of this talk. Steph, put that bottle of Cognac down, your a fucking Irishman-crossdresser-womanizing-historian-writer. And that corset is too small for you, that damn thing's going to make your head pop like a zit. And 9-inch heels, really? When you walk on those, your knees wobble from side to side and that's not just from the drinking. Quit singing Arthur McBride, your voice is woefully sharp but you end it on a flat note. Dogs are barking for a whole kilometer.

Other than that, a big double cheer for hitting the 5,000 post mark and taking your place in this semi-elite club. Bravo!