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What man could say no to Nicole Kidman?

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No...

Actually, that was much easier than i expected.
Putin. He calculates the consequences perfectly.
I could not say no, but check with Jimmy Fallon. I think he may have.
What qualities does nicole have that are irresistible?
I don't know about men but she does nothing for me
Well.... I am kind of shy.... so Maybe .. Or Not? Awwww! it is hard.... In all senses..☺
Last time I checked I was still a man and Nicole Kidman was still not my type.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

Seems I am in the minority, Nicole Kidman is smoking hot!
I believe she is rich... so not me.
No, to plastic surgery Nicole (circa 2002+).

Yes, to pre-surgery Nicole (pre-2002). For this Nicole you'd have to get the defibrillator out to revive me.
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Seems I am in the minority, Nicole Kidman is smoking hot!


To be fair, the thread's question is likely to get more responses from men who "could say no to Nicole Kidman" of course.


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===

Only a gay man I would imagine.
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A man of differing tastes I imagine.

With that said, I'd still empty the clip in her at 53:


Oh Carlton, what woman wouldn't want to hear a wouldn't be lover say that to her.
Sorry. I'm feeling slightly mischievous today.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work

I could never say no to her.
I could. Nothing against Kidman, she just does not turn my crank and never has. Not my type, I guess.
I could too.
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Oh Carlton, what woman wouldn't want to hear a wouldn't be lover say that to her.
Sorry. I'm feeling slightly mischievous today.


I could use a ton of work in the romantic dialogue ?.

Island Getaway Comp(2nd place): Fucked In The Head

My last published story: Deliciously Assumptious

Not me. I would try to wear my cock down to just a little nub I would fuck her so much.
I'm non-binary, not male, but I could definitely say no cause I'm already in love with a different blond.

My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.

I can because she isn't Jennifer Aniston
I dated her a few times. Half a lager and some peanuts she was all over me. Not that good in bed to be honest. I dont answer her calls now.

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I dated her a few times. Half a lager and some peanuts she was all over me. Not that good in bed to be honest. I dont answer her calls now.


*Lowers voice, adopts a false moustache and wears a flat cap*

There are 2 questions we all want to know.

1. What specific beer was it that had this effect?
2. Were the peanuts salted or dry roasted?

Not that I'm prepared to wear a wig and adopt an English accent in an attempt to bag me a famous redhead.
Though I might be prepared to do a whole lot more for the right redhead. Emma Stone had better start learning kick boxing now.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work