American has male athletes too

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My theory is you’re not worth the effort.

Probably not, last time you had a meltdown.

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My theory as to why you never capitalize anything is because it requires two hands and it’s just physically too exhausting.

yeah, i should probably take better care of myself. maybe take a page from your book. lots of pot and booze while sitting in the basement trolling a porn site.

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yeah, i should probably take better care of myself. maybe take a page from your book. lots of pot and booze while sitting in the basement trolling a porn site.

From theory to fact... Start getting the sauce on the side. It's time.

So it’s OK to see the women’s pussies hanging out but the men have to cover their balls?

Men are people too and the wokies are trying to take away our sexuality.

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So it’s OK to see the women’s pussies hanging out but the men have to cover their balls?

Men are people too and the wokies are trying to take away our sexuality.

while oversexualizing the women, some of whom are quite young.

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So it’s OK to see the women’s pussies hanging out but the men have to cover their balls?

Men are people too and the wokies are trying to take away our sexuality.

Worry not, for you have none to take away.

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I'm sorry, that's just not right. Men will most certainly not be "wiped out." That would be self-defeating. A small percentage will be kept alive for the obvious utilitarian reasons. It will only be the rest that will be disposed of as time and organic processing permits. It is a practical solution for all concerned.

You may (or may not) have said this just to troll the trolls, but FWIW Ursula K. LeGuin covered this outcome quite thoroughly in The Matter of Seggri. Quite a good read, and the planet Seggri was pretty far from Utopian.

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So it’s OK to see the women’s pussies hanging out but the men have to cover their balls?

Men are people too and the wokies are trying to take away our sexuality.

It's just how God intended it.

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Worry not, for you have none to take away.

What do you mean?

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It's just how God intended it.

Like with a little leaf covering the balls? At least God had leafs for both the pussy and balls so it’s equal.

But the original Olympics everyone was naked. Not just the women. Men got to be naked too.

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But the original Olympics everyone was naked. Not just the women. Men got to be naked too.

It was just naked men, a real testicle fest. Women were not permitted to compete in any manner. Married women were also barred from attending the games, under penalty of death. Maidens of well-to-do families were allowed to attend under heavy escort.

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Like with a little leaf covering the balls? At least God had leafs for both the pussy and balls so it’s equal.

But the original Olympics everyone was naked. Not just the women. Men got to be naked too.

So you just wanna see some schlong? Why didn't you just say so?

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Like with a little leaf covering the balls? At least God had leafs for both the pussy and balls so it’s equal.

But the original Olympics everyone was naked. Not just the women. Men got to be naked too.

The little leaves were from before there was such a thing as sport. Everyone who's ever done, or even just watched sports, understands that those little leaves and sports are incompatible. The original Olympians surely understood. But as mentioned before, those were only men.

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It was just naked men, a real testicle fest. Women were not permitted to compete in any manner. Married women were also barred from attending the games, under penalty of death. Maidens of well-to-do families were allowed to attend under heavy escort.

See, y’all have been inserting yourselves in man business.

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The little leaves were from before there was such a thing as sport. Everyone who's ever done, or even just watched sports, understands that those little leaves and sports are incompatible. The original Olympians surely understood. But as mentioned before, those were only men.

The little leafs I think are actually from a pope who broke off all the cocks off the statues and put leafs instead to stop temptation lol

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So you just wanna see some schlong? Why didn't you just say so?

The original Olympics were a good old fashioned cock off. That is the point.

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The little leafs I think are actually from a pope who broke off all the cocks off the statues and put leafs instead to stop temptation lol

Correct -- they came in with the advent of a male dominated christian authoritarianism. Pagans had a far healthier and realistic respect for nature.

The desire may have been to stop temptation among the sheep, but it did nothing to stop the holy fathers from buggering anyone they could get behind closed doors -- that was always an understood.

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The original Olympics were a good old fashioned cock off. That is the point.

The first Queer Games given the mores of the day among men, but that was the norm, not the exception. Condemnation had to wait for christianity and its twisted morality play.

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The first Queer Games given the mores of the day among men, but that was the norm, not the exception. Condemnation had to wait for christianity and its twisted morality play.

It wasn’t even gay though. It was just competition with glistening cocks bouncing around in the sun. Then they added women and now they have taken men out completely. Just look at the ads. It’s all scantily clad women, gross.

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The little leafs I think are actually from a pope who broke off all the cocks off the statues and put leafs instead to stop temptation lol

Only because God told him to.

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Only because God told him to.

God wasn’t meat watching. The pope was. Stop with the blasphemy.

Looks like the Olympics felt the sting of the conservative boycott. Finally we have some MEN in an ad.

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Looks like the Olympics felt the sting of the conservative boycott. Finally we have some MEN in an ad.

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Can you be more specific. 100m, 400m, relays, marathon?

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Looks like the Olympics felt the sting of the conservative boycott. Finally we have some MEN in an ad.

We've got men playing with their balls -- let the Testicular Games begin!

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God wasn’t meat watching. The pope was. Stop with the blasphemy.

No pope could have watched cocks if God hadn't fantasized about them first.

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Can you be more specific. 100m, 400m, relays, marathon?

You can be so many ways, yet you choose to be this way.

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No pope could have watched cocks if God hadn't fantasized about them first.

Like he fantasized about genocide in his name? Swell sort of guy, this god of yours.

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Like he fantasized about genocide in his name? Swell sort of guy, this god of yours.

He gave us free will, so we can complain about him.

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He gave us free will, so we can complain about him.

Ah, but you just said the pope needed his forethought in the matter of penises... which is it to be?