...everyone dashes for the open......
running naked into the woods...
...where eldritch creatures lurk unseen...
Only the sound off the......
...lonely marshes whispering eerily through..
....the forest, the naked runners ......,
scream in horror as the...
...torpid, purulent bodies bear down...
The dark damp waters edge
...becomes a magnet for the.....
Chicks, therefore a chick magnet...
...with reverse polarity, therefore, anti..
chicks, sending them away to
an alternate universe, where the...
men have HUGE cocks and....
tiny little brains, shrivelled and...
their winkies to shrivel, resulting...
Cuppa sounds good right about now babe...no sugar thanks.
in mass sexual frustration wars...
Hands you a brew there you go babes just made some for us
the male population and parties....
You're welcome MWAH
were infinitely more refined. Unless...
I like these big coasters too. Black is classy. What are the round lumps on them though...?
us Brit girls attend then...
Im not Sure Cin they were a gift from the scouser so no doubt illegally obtained...fucking scousers hes given me lumpy coasters
it rapidly results in chaos...
Weird...those lumps could almost be pepperoni...
Never mind. I'll ask Smeggy when I see him.
napkins, party poppers, hats and....
LoL understood we had chinese last night mmmmmmmm
was coming, our cunning plans....