a separate living entity named...
...shitstain, then it roamed the...
permanent, very hard to remove
edit above, screwed up
countryside looking for a ride.......
to Wales where its rumoured....
To have found Kiera's knickers.
......but Kiera was not in .......
...finding ginger in there instead...
Since the situation was so...
.... damn upside down, he decided......
to head to Australia, where...
loads of kangaroos run amuck...
...mating with the rabbits and....
platypus's creating a species that...
Zoologists came from all around
the globe with loaded weapons.....
.....and shot the little fuckers....
....as they always do when......
.......to prove that men with ......
....guns have no fucking brains....
........or ethics that fit in ......
....with the standards expected of.....
Meanwhile, deep in the bush....
... with his seven inch cock ...
Henry "The Hunk" Cavill stroked....
....to do his washing and ....