goes to fetch a bigger....
. . . badder wench to lubricate his . . .
.....knuckle joint, which he keeps ......
His asses name was Eeyore
and Eeyore was a mean .....
....son of a donkey, which......
.... seemed to smell of pooh...
caused Christopher Robin to sneeze....
.....which made his trousers fall down......
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causing him to stumble and...
....show everyone his assets which.....
......looked like a honey trap.....
...but was only drawing flies...
that swarmed around his head...
For being smeared with honey...
......was one of his sexual.......
secret desires he kept hidden ...
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
..placed a camera that covered..
.. all his dirty laundry....
....including the French knickers he.....
.....which formed a pretty pattern.....
of a butterfly but smelt....
very unlike a butterfly. He...
Sprayed them with bug killer...
…but the skid mark became…