cleaning his house. He could...
stroke all day while watching ...
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Real Housewives of New Jersey.
......whilst wishing they were serious.....
....and real, instead of being.....
.........annoyingly sexy drama queens who......
have naked Muse Rock parties.....
........although they prefer Justin bieber.....
(Have I really mentioned his name!! I must be going insane!!)
....jewelled thongs which encircle their....
luscious, swollen pink dangly bits
.....which require a damn good ......
....rubbing to make them rise....
But provided great pleasure within
the constraints of their tight...
...surroundings, which really need to....
... be sent to the factory ...
......so they can be removed......
The jeweled thongs were stacked...
sorted, boxed then mailed out...
... to McDonald's for Happy Meals ...
.....that included a free toy.......
and the claw machine at...
...the end of the pier...
was full of new vibrators...
...humming away merrily and slowly...
…the batteries starting to run...
...after being sorely abused by...
Cinders, who just couldn't stop....
…hitting Sirlion with the heaviest…