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Describe your Ex with Only FOOD items.

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Lay's potato chips. It would have been do much better if I had stopped after the first taste
tom8o
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Lemon meringue pie. Soft and sweet, but leaves a bitter aftertaste.
patokl
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First wife: Dates, okay, but too sticky
Second wife: Cactus figs, deliscious, but you end up with a skin full off needlesharp barbed spikes

Edit: Second wife is not formally my ex yet, I'm still friends with both of them, and I intend to keep it that way
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Any sort of tart
SeaSiren
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bananas...nuff said
poppyx
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He was delicious (my affair man that is)
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poppyx
Kiss My Wiggleass Baby
My ex husband, however, well the pic says it all
Happiness will never come to those who don’t appreciate what they already have
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Beans....
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Refried Beans
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Cucumber and orange.


We still chill together so...
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Squid....not Calamari.....Squid
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Well I’ve been with my husband for 17 years

So let me think of the guy before him....

Ummmmmm Onion ?
He had a lot of stinky personality layers that only a select few can tolerate