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I have never...mmm well that too...
I have never been very clever
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Honey is good for you and never spoils. It apparently doesn't go well with strawberries, however. Both go excellently with chocolate, though.
I have never eaten a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.
I have never eaten a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.
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I have never understood people, who always seek happiness in what they do not have, in stead of enjoying what they do have. They're bound to search forever, without ever finding lasting satisfaction.
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I have never broken wind around other people, where they could hear me......I think
As long as it's not during a 69...
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I have never tried drugs. I know, what kind of gypsy am I then?
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I have never... had green bean icecream 
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Quote by trinketLol...
I have never... had green bean icecream
I have never thought of the possibility that there was a thing like green bean icecream. It must be right next to the Brussels' sprouts icecream, which btw, I've never tasted either
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Lol...
I have never thought of the possibility that there was a thing like green bean icecream. It must be right next to the Brussels' sprouts icecream, which btw, I've never tasted either
I KNEW someone was gonna mention BS. do you think it's coincidence that Brussel sprouts and bull shit have the same initials?
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Quote by trinketCan't be coincidence. I hate both...
I KNEW someone was gonna mention BS. do you think it's coincidence that Brussel sprouts and bull shit have the same initials?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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IHN been to Alaska
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liked doing housework 
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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IHN flown in a helicopter
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I have never been afraid of sharks, regardless of where I was swimming, diving or snorkling
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In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I have never been bitten by a shark
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I have never done that either
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I never have gotten a speeding ticket
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I have never kissed a cop
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IHN had a desire to go to Russia