If we all came with warning labels, what would yours say?

Quote by HotRodG
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Rod.

Caution: Rod may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Rod's body contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not allow Rod to face any target you are not prepared to destroy.

Discontinue use of Rod if any of the following occurs:

itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.

If Rod begins to smoke, get away immediately and seek shelter and cover head.

Rod may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Rod should be returned to his special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves Rod's parents and immediate family of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Rod's body include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Do not taunt Rod.

Quote by HotRodG
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Rod.

Caution: Rod may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Rod's body contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not allow Rod to face any target you are not prepared to destroy.

Discontinue use of Rod if any of the following occurs:

itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations.

If Rod begins to smoke, get away immediately and seek shelter and cover head.

Rod may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Rod should be returned to his special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves Rod's parents and immediate family of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Rod's body include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Do not taunt Rod.