Never Have I Ever wanted something so badly as to see Beffer in a Leia gold bikini 😈
Horny Bi Ape Who Writes
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Never ever have I seen Phil Collins in concert but want to so badly 😊
Horny Bi Ape Who Writes
Ditto. Of course, they aren't really an option yet in the Great White North even if I wanted to.
NHIE fired a handgun.
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NHIE won the jackpot on the Lottery
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NHIE flown a plane
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Horny Bi Ape Who Writes
NHIE been naked in public
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NHIE been naked in public
Not something I can honestly say...
NHIE seen a UK mountain
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Horny Bi Ape Who Writes
NHIE been up in a balloon
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Never have I ever chatted with Beffer
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NHIE run a marathon
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Horny Bi Ape Who Writes
NHIE got anyone pregnant (my son was conceived through IVF).
A birthday gift of a different sort. From the 2024 Dirty Talk contest.
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NHIE worked in a shoe shop
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Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty
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NHIE been to Switzerland
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NHIE seen a rocket launch.
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NHIE danced a proper waltz.
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No. NHIE eaten at Pierre Hermé.
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NHIE taken dancing lessons.
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NHIE been more than 5 hours from my native time zone
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