Never have I ever...

Never have I ever or will I ever have sex with Beffer.

Realism and resignation are probably very healthy attitudes.

Never have I ever had sex with anyone on Lush. (so don't feel bad)

Never have I ever stop thinking about how good Beffer might be in bed.

Never have I ever thought I was all that you guys think I might be. (but I could be wrong) 😎

Never have I ever been to Cuba.

NHIE thought I'd do the things I just did.

NHIE kissed a smoker

Never have I ever been a smoker.

Never have I ever or will I ever know the pleasure of a certain person’s naked body…

Never have I ever practiced cannibalism.

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Never have I ever practiced cannibalism.

Would you and the Mrs. like to come over for dinner?

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NHIE been hungry enough to consider cannibalism.

Is swallowing semen cannibalism?? 😳

Never have I ever bit my nails.

Is biting your nails cannibalism?

NHIE learned a foreign language.

Never have I ever needed the foreign languages I learned.

NHIE had body piercings

Never have I ever been baptized.

NHIE rode the bullet train

NHIE been to Asia.

Never have I ever eaten a corndog.

Never have I ever been to the United Kingdom.

Never have I ever seen Beffer nude

Never have I ever eaten a Beffer.

Never have I ever been a vampire slayer.

Never have I ever ridden a motorcycle.

NHIE summoned a demon

Never have I seen snow at home

Nhie moved house

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Never have I ever eaten a corndog.

Beffer you really MUST eat a corn dog dipped into grainy mustard. Better yet make it with jalapeño sausage…while sex is a tad bit better this is pretty darn good!

I'll stick with sex! It's healthier than junk food.

Never have I ever posed naked with my twin sister.

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I'll stick with sex! It's healthier than junk food.

Never have I ever posed naked with my twin sister.

A little junk food warms the heart and a warm heart makes sex just that much better. Why dilute a nude picture of you by adding your twin sister.? IMO.