Arrested for being naked and masturbating in his car at a McDonald's drive-thru window... allegedly said to the woman "Hey baby... want some special sauce from my Big Mac"
Arrested for walking in to Wendys and proclaiming, "who wants my hot and juicy"?
Marcia's been arrested for refusing to tell the police her real name.
cumming in mcdonalds cheeseburgers..u dirty old bastard theres a reason i wont eat them and its called CoolDaddy
Breaking wind during the wedding of William and Katherine........
Marcia was found selling services without a business license
KK was arrested for showing ginger's id when pulled over for speeding
When a police officer asked her what her name was, she said "jjustJenny officer". The cop placed her hands behind her back and cuffed them and said "yyyou are uuunder arrest ffffor bbbeing a sssssmartass.
Trinket was arrested for desertion of duty at Lush...but released on bail and is currently on probation.
Any was arrested for impersonating a super hero, under that disguise she is really Minnie Mouse
Marcia has been arrested for killing off the woman she used to be and substituting a shop model, hoping we wouldn't notice.
Cooldaddy was arrested for impersonating a human being
Being ID'ed as being Marcia Brady
for impersonating a household cleaner
I promises Tara I would not tell when I bailed her out, I really don't think I could even post it on her it was sooo naughty
Transporting horse piss and selling it as green tea
Casting a spell on the President, suddenly rendering him an honest person.
You would not be arrested for doing that. You would make the from page of the paper!!
But I have seen your driving and it's going to get you arrested.
Piracy on the boating lake
Piracy on the boating lake, two offences
Touching her own butt all the time.
Spontaneous combustion from a single thrust
