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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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trinket
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While she was in the grocery store, Kiera sat on the box of cucumbers to wait for Ginger to come back from the meat section. Kiera knew full well there was a cucumber sticking straight up out of the box. The grocer called the police and when Ginger came back, it was just her and the meat were left. Ginger doesn't really like meat...
nawtygirl
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For doing a strip tease in front of the Queen
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masturbating at an outdoor cafe
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Stealing beggars hats
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molesting mickey mouse at disney world
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hi ginger! you've been arrested for taking off all your clothes at disney world
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Ann arrested for impersonating the Mad Hatter..... Hey Ann
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Bobbie arrested for being the naughtiest looking girl in the world
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Quote by kiera
For causing mass spontanious masturbation of commuters on the Piccadilly Line by flashing her 48DDDDDDD booberoonies.

Hi Corinna


Pahahahaha hello the 48ddddddd I have a spec savers token if you want it ;)
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Quote by Corinnadancer


Pahahahaha hello the 48ddddddd I have a spec savers token if you want it ;)


LOL we can all wish Corinna can we not?? who doesnt want 48DDDDDDDDD boobies?

For stealing specsavers tokens, clearly she is part scouse, likely related to Carl...fucking scousers

Oh welcome to Lush btw sorry its been summer hols so ive not been about much, its nice to meet you
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Arrested for calling me cyclops
Kiera
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For riding in a black cab with no knickers on, farting and leaving an rather unpleasant smell and stain on the seat and refusing to compensate the driver for the unremovable stench from his car seats or clean up the stain she left...I heard on the grapevine that there was a distinct smell of eggs.

FUCK....Logs off and never comes back...tell my ginger ill IM her on yeah
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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For being judgemental in a place that relies on judging responses, profiles and avatars in order to keep the place going.

How very dare you!


(btw...fuck 'em. Keep on being you )
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for teasing us by not posting in the Kiss, lick, or fuck forums.
Kittypusscat
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Bad taste in pink, fluffy handcuffs!
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for purrying loudly and neighbor complaints
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For Killing B.O.B He just wont work no more
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Getting her leg over her broomstick in the high street outside the pound shop.

Hey KK x
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Selling black market pumpkins
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For casting spells on the women of Lush and making them run around naked!

(although I'm sure people wouldn't mind)
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For running around naked before I cast my spell, hiya Lindy Loo(n)
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Hiya, Bobbie! I'm back. I was making me a snack.
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Arrested for not sharing her snack with me