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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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Guest
Lurker
Stealing kisses, a lifetime sentence
Guest
Lurker
Receiving kisses
Gil_Renard
I'm not for everyone
Grabbing men's asses in the elevator.
Cheeky girl lol
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Having himself tied nekkid to my bed,, begging to be able to submit to me...unfortunately my father the Chief Inspector of Scotland Yard was house sitting for me...he was un impressed to say the least

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Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
She was arrested for having an impromptu topless carwash in the middle of the street
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Guest
Lurker
Arrested after an altercation when he approached a house for trick-or-treating.

He insisted that the woman who answered the door turn a trick for him - which caused her husband to react quite violently. When the police arrived, Shotgun insisted it was a misunderstanding - but his his trench coat costume was more than probable cause.
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
was arrested after mooning a city bus and the driver caused a traffic jam
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Guest
Lurker
Arrested for lurking in the shadows menacingly while using lush on his smartphone.
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Arrested for bending hundreds of wire-coathangers into his trusty minions, sending them out to pick locks of wealthy victims.
bill11
Active Ink Slinger
Being on the war path and not yielding righ of way!!
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
arrested for smuggling pampers from Mexico
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Arrested for receiving illegally smuggled diapers from bill11
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested for brokering smuggled pampers
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Guest
Lurker
Arrested under suspicion of gang affiliation
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
arrested as the kingpin of the smuggling ring
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Arrested as the patsy fall-guy after I framed him for the great Pampers Caper.
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested for smoking cat dandruff and streaking under the influence
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Stephen_Q
Advanced Wordsmith
Kiera was arrested for eating chocolate while running naked down the street. She is protesting her innocence saying that some one must have spiked her chocolate.
"It wasn't me your honour, the chocolate made me do it!"
jollyjack
Active Ink Slinger
Running naked through Tesco's.....wearing a breathing apparatus (which she nicked from a bunch of jolly firemen, who were called out on a false alarm on Guy Fawkes night after her father (who used to work with me at Scotland Yard) got drunk on Japanese whisky).
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
for propositioning young girls while acting as a living statue in the mall and occasionally showing he was aroused through the applied body paint
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
adele
Weaver of Words
for carrying a not so concealed "weapon" in the adult toy store
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
by TSA when her top fell off saying she was carrying explosives
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Guest
Lurker
For flashing innocent women and scaring them.
ZigDust
Active Ink Slinger
Arrested and convicted by the sex police for breaking me in half with her powerful thighs. Her appeal is pending....
Guest
Lurker
By smoking each gram of marijuana in Colorado.
Nightbreaker011
Active Ink Slinger
for being topless at a sidewalk cafe
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket