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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?

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vbbond
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Making too much noise during a wild sex party!
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snuck into lush's store and tried to take some toys to the dressing room
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Not showing enough leg
MAAs_tigger
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Loitering with intent
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable."

C'è un fascino per il proibito che lo rende indicibilmente desiderabile.

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Blewist
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Lewd and lascivious conduct with malice aforethought
vbbond
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For not being the Most Interesting Man in the World!
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Justin Biebers stalker. She has so many pics of him, photo shopped with her next to him that the poor lad is seriously worried.
TheSensualLady
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Impersonating a police officer and frisking women leaving the gym after working out
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
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For selling cookies she said were homemade, but really she had bought them from the convenience store and threw away the packaging
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Trinket was arrested for inciting a riot
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Streaking, during a televised baseball game
Nightbreaker011
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For having milkbones in her luggage going through customs driving the drug dogs nuts
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Trinket was arrested for not wearing her 'L' plates whilst using her new angel wings.
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Abducting 1 direction. Really not sure why that would be a crime, but you done it, and it was.
midnight900
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She was in a watergun war, ran out of ammo, and decided to masturbate and squirt on someone.. that someone was a cop who wasn't playing in the watergun war.
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arrested for throwing rolls of quarters at the dancer at the spearmint rhino
Nightbreaker011
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arrested for being the dancer at the spearmint rhino
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- Trinket
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Quote by Nerdy_Castle
Abducting 1 direction. Really not sure why that would be a crime, but you done it, and it was.


agree wouldn't be a crime
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan

Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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Quote by Nerdy_Castle
Abducting 1 direction. Really not sure why that would be a crime, but you done it, and it was.


I am shocked at how the notion!!!! I only abducted them for you as well, you said you loved them!!!!

Shotgun was arrested for getting his single shot repeater out in Walmart.
Nightbreaker011
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was arrested stopping traffic on the 405 screaming I'm the sexiest while waving a loaded cap gun and having lime jello smeared all over himself
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Quote by I_am_me


I am shocked at how the notion!!!! I only abducted them for you as well, you said you loved them!!!!

Shotgun was arrested for getting his single shot repeater out in Walmart.
I told you that in confidence. Now you tell the whole world.
Shannon3K
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She was arrested for agalmatophilia in public.....keep it indoors Trinket!
Masteratarms
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Stealing military hardware and hiding it on other peoples sites!

Shannon3K
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Quote by trinket
You had to google that, didn't you? Ok you keep your hands off my voodoo dolls missy!

Shannon was arrested for peeking in my windows and coveting my dolls. lol


Well, Trinket, you had to Google it TOO!!!!

So, then, Trinket & Masteratarms (a conspiracy!!) were arrested for "Barbie Bondage".....an ugly crime, indeed