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Person above has been arrested for what naughty crime?
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John was arrested for stuffing stolen doughnuts down his pants
Blonde Ginger
elliw was arrested for not having brakes on her snow board. she rear ended john while he was eating his stolen jelly doughnuts. things got quite sticky
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Bob was arrested for surfing naked in the sun, despite his pleas that he just wanted to have fun
Ouch! Surfing naked and surfboard wax don't mix well, even if it's called Mr. Zog's Sex Wax.
Ginger and Ellie were arrested for trying to get John Frusciante to autograph their naked bodies at a Red Hot Chili Peppers backstage party.
Convict
Surfing on the wrong side of the planet, of course!
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Putting picture up on face book of the big one eyed snake that came through a hole in the bathroom wall 
Short Arse Brit
For smacking an old lady on the head with a cereal box to get to the discount Nutella.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
*THE DEVIL*
For bearing her sexy Arse to avoid getting a traffic ticket
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Fred aka Crocodile Dundee was arrested poaching crocks and they entered his boots into evidence but since he was hiding something they gave back one boot and called it a partial cover up
Blonde Ginger
viv was arrested for trying to give her pussy away for free on main street but evidence showed she was only guilty of false advertisement
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Ginger called 911 and told the sexy voice her bush was on fire
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Arden was arrested for "scratching" his itch in public
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Epic Ellie was arrested for snow boarding down the large mountain slope nude in the Winter Olympics downhill slalom which challenged her skills the same way Johnny Utah desired to surf ?♀️ that huge ? wave. She received the first ever perfect score. ? Epic movie
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Was arrested for going to the window nude and making the window washer fall
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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was arrested in the bank for having his hand in pants
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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Rag was detained and his cell phone confiscated as part of the Russian probe at Logan airport in Boston