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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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I'm afraid I can't allow you out of bed until I've carried out a more intimate examination.

Yes, I must be naked to examine you
Guest
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you must be upset about something
adele
Weaver of Words
next time when I say wear the helmet, put it on your head!
BubbleButtMan
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Sorry I thought there was a pillow between your head and the wall.
HotRodG
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The doc says its only a minor concussion...but she is suggesting you put a roll cage on your bed to prevent accidents like this.
HotRodG
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Honestly...I just did not think THAT....would fit in THERE...You sure are not going to just walk that off...
Guest
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Saddle sores THERE? I told you, that is NOT what riding BARE BACK means!
Guest
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He called you his lil spinner so you sat on WHAT?

Oh and yours? GOOD ONE LOL I loved it!
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
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He called you his lil spinner so you sat on WHAT?

Oh and yours? GOOD ONE LOL I loved it!


You slipped and Fell on Mysteria's Sybian...I am here to represent you legally for her not applying Lube prior to your fall
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Apparently somebody replaced your tampon with a party popper while you were sleeping . Maybe check before pulling the string next time. ok?
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
I told you those guys were up to no good. But, you never listen.....

Hi KK.....
hiddentalent123
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You went crazy last night Mysteria! The cops are wanting to question you now that you are awake...
LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
The operation was a success, so we can start calling you "Melanie," now . . .
adi_me33
Lady GlitterGiggles
Don't worry, I have your cellphone
LaylaJune
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Don't worry, I have your cellphone


You are sooo funny! I am so glad to be your friend!


To you, I would be saying: Bet that's the last time you ride a unicycle wearing a hoopskirt!
Shannon3K
Una chica rubia caliente
I deleted your browser history (except for that picture of us).
Porgy87
Senior Analyst
Your surgeon said that he couldn't find the 1000 cc implants that he promised you, but he said the 1200 cc ones would be even better. He's gone to Tahiti, by the way.
hiddentalent123
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Quote by LaylaJune
The operation was a success, so we can start calling you "Melanie," now . . .


DAMN!! I went in for just a mole removal! Lol!

Your colonoscopy went well...again...but your proctologist is concerned that you keep coming back in every week, sometimes more than once a week, for an exam. Your colon is fine dude!
patokl
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Sorry dude, the doctor failed to remove your vibrating egg, but he did manage to replace the batteries and repair the remote control

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
hiddentalent123
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Quote by patokl
Sorry dude, the doctor failed to remove your vibrating egg, but he did manage to replace the batteries and repair the remote control


Lol! I've gone through more batteries and remotes than I can count!

Hey dude! Glad to see you're awake! Ummm...well, how do I say this? Well, I'll just say it. I understand the peanut butter on your penis with a dog, really i do, but dude!! You have ferrets!!!
hiddentalent123
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Lol Gillian!

Gillian! You've been out for a few days! I'm so glad you're awake! You worried us all! But REALLY?! A 5 h.p. gas powered vibrator?!! It has a throttle and back pack straps for crying out loud!! .
avrgblkgrl
In-House Sapiosexual
Mathew, don't worry baby.
You passed out at the alter,
but I didn't let you fall.
And, I told them you said I do.
? A True Story ?
patokl
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I told you, that dress was dangerous. The bus driver simply forgot to watch where he was driving. He never saw that truck....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
hiddentalent123
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Mathew, don't worry baby.
You passed out at the alter,
but I didn't let you fall.
And, I told them you said I do.


LMAO! I will love you and pet you and squeeze you and touch you... tell me about the rabbits again George, oops, I mean ABG. Pretty wife...pretty, pretty wife... (lol)

Brother I've never tried the auto-asphyxiation thing and I'm not judging you but it was a good thing that guy found you! You were almost a goner! Oh! By the way, you're not allowed at that McDonald's drive-thru anymore!