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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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"Way to go Matty! I have feathers stuck everywhere! How will we explain this?"
hiddentalent123
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"Way to go Matty! I have feathers stuck everywhere! How will we explain this?"

Lol! I get a little flappy when I'm feeling a little frisky!

The good news is that you broke the orgasm record; 37! Impressive! The bad news is that the doctors said your, "Oh God!!" eye squinty expression and your curled toes may be permanent...
Gillianleeeza
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Damn it and I had so many people left to annoy. Good news! Your barbie echtomy was successful though. The doctors are still wondering how they all got in there. You must have quite a collection. You should recover fully just keep away from Barbie and enjoy your weekend.5WmuDhvPFQaR73GE
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Good news Gillian! Your first of three electrolysis procedures to remove the hair from your back and ass was a success! Although you have two more procedures to go you're finally going to be able to go to the pool without it looking like a black bear is humping your back! I'm so happy for you!
Gillianleeeza
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Good news Matt, the hair they removed from was transplanted back onto you. Unfortunately only on your back and in your ears. They don't yet have the technology to give you a full head of hair again. They can do your nose to if you'd like. It looks like I still have a lot to spare.
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LMAO Gillian!! Too funny!!

We're going to have to come up with a better safe word next time Gillian. Supercalafragelistexpeoladocious just wasn't a good choice.
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So I guess the swing wasn't a good idea...
LaylaJune
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No, they didn't mess up your hair . . .
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Trust me, the lipstick is not even smudged a little bit...
patokl
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Hey Norm, the face lift turned out very nicely. And don't worry about your navel, everybody believes, it's just a dimple in your chin...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
MarinaC
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You should see the other guy!
patokl
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Uhm... uhhh... don't worry about the fact, they removed the mirror in the bathroom, the plastic surgeon says, it's not his fault...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I told you her husband was home...
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It's a good thing you're lying down. You're not going to believe how we got here!
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Bond, I told you the gun was loaded!
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Don't worry, we only draped the flag over you in case you didn't survive the anaesthetic!
Mysteria27
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I told you those guys meant business. You can't sleep with all their wives.
vbbond
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You passed out at the Jimmy Buffett concert - one too many margaritas I'm afraid.
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I think it's safe to say that trying to have sex while parachuting is NOT a good choice!
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Honestly babe, I didn't think that would really get stuck in there.
Mysteria27
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I told you Trinket that was a really bad idea. You wanted to run in the streets naked but I said it was the Macy's Day Parade.

Oh Dear....

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patokl
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Hi, they were able to remove the magic egg, but there was nothing they could do about that smile...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Mysteria27
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I told you that you can't sleep with all your wife's friends. They all told her.....