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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Your hair transplant was a success. You no longer look like Orphan Annie.
Porgy87
Senior Analyst
I'm so sorry! I just assumed you knew it was a prosthesis!
Guest
Lurker
I told you it was a circus and that was a trapeze....not a production of Porgy and Bess
Unknown User
So apparently there was a recall on that sex swing ...
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
I told you dancing nude at church was not going to be good for you.

Will you ever listen?
Porgy87
Senior Analyst
Your doctors consulted with some electricians and they all agree that hot-wiring the on/off switch on your Sybian was a REALLY BAD IDEA!
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
I told you that you cannot have an orgy and keep it from your wife.

Somebody videotaped it and sent it to your wife. She wasn't happy and hit you over the head with a frying pan.

Told you....
simplyjohn
Site administrator
The damage isnt serious .. I had no idea a home cooked pizza was so hard when over cooked.
apptobebad
Unfuckwithable
Well,,,the good news is....


They managed to save the rabbit...

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
Guest
Lurker
The good news is you didnt scar your face, they will be removing the guy who was on back of tandem from you tomorrow unless his swelling goes down sooner
Guest
Lurker
Next time we try the bottom bunk
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
Sorry, you didn't make it into the Guinness Book of World Records. You passed out after nr. 78...
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TheSensualLady
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The swelling is almost gone. Next time don't try to remove a wasp's nest yourself.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
The implants were a success, the guys will love your Nicky Minaj booty
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
You'd better wear your glasses next time you want to play, that was a cactus, not you suction cup hulk dildo
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
I'm so terribly sorry - who would have thought that my strap-on would break off like that!?
patokl
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If you hadn't asked for the dildo in the first place, I wouldn't have used a cactus!
I'll pay better attention next time. Did the doctor get out all the thorns or shall I try to lick and suck them out?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
patokl
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Quote by trinket


The question I should be asking you, is "did the doctor get all the thorns out of your ass?
My ass? Hey, I did wear my glasses.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
patokl
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by trinket


Well shit. I misread your first post lol. I thought it said strap on dildo. my bad. I wondered why my ass was sore.
Never a problem lol. I'll gladly apply the ointment the doctor prescribed to the injured spots.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
Now that you've regained consciousness, any ideas on what to name the triplets?
JC72
Active Ink Slinger
I told you there is always time for gel!!!!!