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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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JC72
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I told you she was pregnant!!!
Simplicity
Just me
Let me take the tape off...
Click below to see
Tranquil
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Police will be here in a minute to interview you. No don't move, they say all bones are fractured, Now remember to say i wasn't there and i will explain all to you later
Unknown User
Are you are okay? Do you need anything?
patokl
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Quote by Belthazor
What happened??
They say, she sneezed while shaving your pubes with an old-fashioned razor-blade. They managed to sow it back on, but if it will ever work again remains to be seen.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
You did not stick your finger where you thought... it was a live light socket.
patokl
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Deepthroating a dragon?Really? Did no one tell you they spit fire down there too?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i warned you about touching my cupcakes

Say. Her. Name.
Gil_Renard
I'm not for everyone
That was a fire extinguisher, not your red dildo.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
That gas-powered vibrator is actually supposed to be used for settling concrete.
Unknown User
I told you sex in the bounce house was dangerous!
LaylaJune
Fancy Schmancy
The transplant was a success - and, by the way - Happy St. Paddy's Day!!
Unknown User
She's a nurse who took a much needed nap
Unknown User
Youre sure you can handle the sight of blood?
patokl
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Next time you use some leaf as underwear, make sure it doesn't have nettles
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Congratulations... Ms Patokl
patokl
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Congratulations... Ms Patokl


You too Mr. Lynn. The surgical team has succesfully transplanted my parts to you. Aren't you happy?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Unknown User
The good news is that infection is all gone... The bad news you ask?? Well, they had to chop off a few things... sad
Tranquil
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told you my big brother didn't like you doing that.
Guest
Lurker
I warned you ! It was lizard 'TAIL' not lizard poop mentioned in the 'Magical potions and Witchcraft Vol 2'
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by patokl

You too Mr. Lynn. The surgical team has succesfully transplanted my parts to you. Aren't you happy?


So... just what DO you do with this thing?

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Well, you see it IS dangerous to be aroused next to the meat slicer...
bill11
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Looks like they sure enjoyed you in the OR room
adele
Weaver of Words
I told you jumping out of the boat at top speed wasn't a good idea...