The Engineer
Well....I know you wanted to straighten out the bush down there but who told you to use a hair straightener. Now instead of hair you have a bald spot.
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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:
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The Engineer
Quote by adi_me33
I told you not to use hair remover cream......
You are never gonna let that go are you.
By the way those pills you took......
Well its a good thing you have curlers....you might need them down south.
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Hey Simar, don't remember what happend? They found your partner, bound spread eagle on the bed and you, wearing only a Superman cape, unconscious amongst the remnants of a cupboard. Apparently you planned a jump....
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In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
The Engineer
Doctor: it seems you have carpal tunnel syndrome. Play a lot of video games?
Mr P: No
Doctor: then I suppose this happened because of you handing out a lot of hand jobs.
Mr P: No
Doctor: then I suppose this happened because of you handing out a lot of hand jobs.
Quantum Tease
Quote by simar
Well....I know you wanted to straighten out the bush down there but who told you to use a hair straightener. Now instead of hair you have a bald spot.
Actually, I do. And not just a spot
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You'll get used to sitting down to pee.
The Engineer
I've been practicing for that....bui you might take some time learning to pee standing up
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Quote by simar
You are never gonna let that go are you.
By the way those pills you took......
Well its a good thing you have curlers....you might need them down south.
You the one in the hospital. And LOL. It's already curly down south
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I said right not write
The Engineer
I told you not to get those implants in the back...now you were sitting down and it burst with the pressure.....
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Quote by lynnwittHey, I sold you quality toys, but you should not have tried to turbo boost them. Doubling the voltage caused them to catch fire, they really gave you a hot pussy.
Never, ever trust a used vibrator salesman.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
You know... I'm pretty sure that the FleshLight isn't supposed to have external power....
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Yeah, that post was the one you had lowered yourself on, when that car hit it. It's dangerous to do something that distracting next to a busy road....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
The Engineer
Its fine you gonna go the way of fisting....but man next time try using a fist and not a bottle that too made of steel.
The Engineer
I know the wife said she wanted more pleasure. I know she said she wanted a longer dick immediately. There are medications for thar. You don't just tie a rope between your cock and fan and switch it on to pull on the dick and make it longer.
Quantum Tease
The good news is that you suffered no head injuries in your fall down the stairs. The bad news, though, concerns your butt plug....
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your butt plug is fine.......its your head they are concerned about
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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I've seen extreme things, but... I don't know how she got her head inside your pussy, but she's alive and breathing trough a tube. The medical team is figuring out a way to get her back out. That may hrt a bit though....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
The Engineer
OK Mister...the police is here. They wanna know how long you've been hiding that pistol inside you. Your wife said you wanted to have more firepower, more longer powerful shots. Ring a bel??
Quantum Tease
Next time a genie offers to grant you a wish and you can't think of something right away, do NOT say "well, shoot".
The Engineer
I hear you wanted to have a high mile club sorta sex....but that doesn't mean you take your partner without any kind of contraption or ropes. Now your guy pulled your private parts so much down....you might not get flight clearance.
The Engineer
Well they told that you tried nipple clamps...what they didn't tell me...electricity was used too.
Convict
You ate too much curry last night Simar, it made you very Sikh.
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When that policeman wanted to arrest you for illegal posession of reptiles, I said "Give that copper head", not " Give that copperhead". Didn't you know they're poisonous?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
The Engineer
I told you not to let that concoction stay long in inside you...holed up using a butt plug. You got to let it breath. But no...you had to feel what it felt like to have liquid inside you..shifting its position and you got into self bondage. Mr P you were saved by an inch....
Idk... Gryffindor?
The good news is we saved your foot. The bad news is you'll probably be impotent for life.
