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Person above you awakes in hospital bed and YOU say:

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lynnwitt
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Next time you reply to Adi, maybe now you'll remember to use proper punctuation. "Damn girl" is a lot different from "Damn, girl". Of course, if you meant it the way it was written, I'll send flowers....
Green_Man
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Quote by lynnwitt


Next time you reply to Adi, maybe now you'll remember to use proper punctuation. "Damn girl" is a lot different from "Damn, girl". Of course, if you meant it the way it was written, I'll send flowers....





Thanks for pointing that out. I do appreciate it. I hope she forgives my misuse of punctuation. I've corrected it.
heidi
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Quote by Green_Man


Thanks for pointing that out. I do appreciate it. I hope she forgives my misuse of punctuation. I've corrected it.

lol. I think she meant it as why you were in the hospital. You have to post in Roses or limerick for her to correct you smile
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Quote by heidi

lol. I think she meant it as why you were in the hospital. You have to post in Roses or limerick for her to correct you smile


That's exactly what I meant.... I should have added a smiley, I suppose.
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