Bill finally attained the status of WiseOwl after spending years as WiseAss.
Have you ever had ... your haber dashed?
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Lynn has started tying a string around her finger, that did not work. Now she ties string around products and the other end to a door knob. Looks like a big web in her kitchen 
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Heidi keeps a notebook with her at all times. Unfortunately, she can't recall why 
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Lynn used to assist a cosmetic surgeon, but since a facelift on an old lady ended with her having a clitoris on her chin and boobs behind her ears, she's no longer welcome in an operating room.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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The picture he uses is the logo for his recently opened insurance agency a branch off from Allstate ;)
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Quote by patokl
Lynn used to assist a cosmetic surgeon, but since a facelift on an old lady ended with her having a clitoris on her chin and boobs behind her ears, she's no longer welcome in an operating room.
Oh, that's badddddddddddd!
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Heidi's butt has outstanding warrants in all 50 states....
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Pete was turned into a statue by the smell of his own Body Odour, and has remained that way ever since...
Can't Handle The Heat?
Then Don't Mess With The Penguin!
Then Don't Mess With The Penguin!
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Serah once had a 24 hour long Final Fantasy role-playing adventure... in bed.
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Kevin has been busily re-imagining the constellations - from a porn perspective
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When Lynn was younger, she vowed to try out every position in the kamasutra, but after her lover list his grip while trying the triple lindy causing her to fall flat on her face, she burned the book and decided the only safe positions were missionary and 69, in a bed, with the lights off.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Quote by BigRed73Suzanne knows where it went
Patoki's avatar is wondering where the penis went
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Suzanne..... 
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Mr P has a second career - posing for fake Greek nude statues....
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Mr P has a second career - posing for fake Greek nude statues....
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Lynn is counting how many friend requests she has been sent right off the "crow".
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Quote by midnight900
Lynn is counting how many friend requests she has been sent right off the "crow".
1,000 points
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Kevin often conducts star gazing sessions. To point out specifics, he uses his......
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Lynn has been trying to hack our computers, because she wants to secretly switch on or webcam and watch us while we're lushing
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Mr P assumes that I DO have access to his webcam.... and preforms marvelously
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Lynn can clap without using her hands
Lynn can clap without using her hands
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Heidi's shorts are painted on
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
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- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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Quote by lynnwittIf you know that, my assumption must be right.. :)
Mr P assumes that I DO have access to his webcam.... and preforms marvelously
Though G's hairstyle looks like it was created with styling gel, it actually is a helmet, specially made to hide his big ears
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Patokl has a thing about feet as seen in his avatar
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
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Sorry to break it to you but the frost killed your apple tree last year. I know it was very warm this summer, all the heat, water and staring at it will not change the fact.
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Heidi is still trying to figure out if she's here or if she's moved on to there.
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He ate the little dipper
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It was good too!
Heidi has a toy she calls "the little dipper"
Heidi has a toy she calls "the little dipper"
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Midnight's uncle is the man in the moon.
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Pings father is named Pong.
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