Question and answer

Going up the side of a mountain in Afghanistan, seeing the trucks that didn't make it in piles at the base of the mountain and the feeling of our truck lilting .....just inches away from rolling over

What was the happiest moment in your life? (anything with your kids discluded)

You'd think I'd be able to come up with one! Gee...

Do you understand crypto-currency and blockchain technology?

Only recently, and only in general.

Are your shelves more full of books or movies?

Books

Are you pleased with yourself?

Depends on the day. Most of the time, I'm mildly content with myself.

What's your strangest hobby?

Strange might be in the eye of the beholder, but I collect teddy bears. I probably have about 250 right now.

Have you ever seen genitalia that completely turned you off?

Yeah, my dad used to come home drunk and piss in my closet, thinking it was the bathroom...looked like one little egg in a big messy robin's nest....lol

Who has been in your "spank bank" the longest...?

Damian and Sian.

Where and with whom did you wind up having sex when you never expected to?

In my office with the IT geek who was fixing my server terminal.

Have you ever resurrected a dead forum thread that you like (even if no one else seems to)?

No, but i could see why one might.

Have you ever masturbated while driving a vehicle...?

Nope.

Is there any former lover on Lush you would like to get together with again?

There isn’t a former lover on Lush, so I guess the answer is no.

Have you had a Lush ‘friend’ try to have cyber sex with you even though you made it very clear you weren’t interested?

Yeah, but some people think the rules don't apply to them, or don't even bother to read your preferences.

What was the disagreement about the last time you had make-up sex?

Too long ago to remember. Before my wife died.

Have you ever clicked on Beffer's forum signature picture to see where it leads?

No, that Beffer is a sneaky &%@# bitch! Who knows where it will lead?! No place good, that's for sure!

Have you ever collected on a bet you won?

Yes

Have you ever lost a bet and enjoyed its outcome?

I sure have, it's all in how you look at it...

-how many holes does a straw have....?-

Ummmm... one?

Would cave-diving interest you?

I love to dive and have done it all over the world but caves and caves underwater give me the heebie-jeebies.

Would you enjoy swimming with whales?

Whale that depends....if my fellow mammal enjoys, i probably will to👍☺☺

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The "coolest" thing you've ever done, thought, or said....?

Trained the incoming staff of the Governor's Press Office and Public Information Office after he was elected, when I worked for a consulting firm in Columbus.

What's the UN-coolest thing you've ever done?

Terminate a long time friend due to fraud.

How will you describe the rainbow to a blind person?

By hugging then then saying that’s what a rainbow feels like and you can imagine how beautiful it must be….

What's the next question?

Icarus suffers from an unusual lack of curiosity. (...and an aversion to following directions).

Have you ever been in a relationship with someone who was basically irresponsible?

Ha! Yes! I have also been the irresponsible party.

HYE been in a relationship with someone who is currently in prison?

No and hopefully never.

HYE been in an open relationship?

No. I tried once, I just wasn't cut out for it. Too territorial.

HYE written a story for someone?

Yes, several.

Ever asked a Lush author to include you as a character in one of their stories?