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Roses are Red

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Roses are red
They can be yellow
I wish my mood were more mellow
Strung tight like a vine
Mood oh so sad
If things don't get better
It could get bad
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm easily led
So come on you
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Roses are red and I'm sat on the bed
At a loss cos I can't find no knickers.
At least none that are clean
Or not ripped at the seam...
OOOH, goody! I just found a Snickers.

It's odd, isn't it, the things that you find
When you're hunting through all of your drawers?
But I'm still here, bare arsed, with me clunge on display,
No drawers in all of these drawers.
I'll just go without...brave the breeze round me clout...
Unless...can I please borrow yours?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd gladly lend my panties
To a sweet girl like you
But I really must say
What I really do seek
It's under that skirt
That I would love to peek
Roses are red
Violets are NOT blue,
If you slap me
I will smack YOU!
Roses are red, and I'm wondering why
We have all this slapping, I heave a great sigh
Why can't we have fun, get all you arse kickers
To join in the search to find Cindy's knickers

The poor lass is in a position so rare
Her butt is exposed and her pussy is bare
The wind whistles round, not just a breeze
If the temperature drops, there's a danger she'll freeze

So all gather round, we'll start a petition
And then get it posted in the Lush first edition
For drawers of all hues, to build up some stocks
And if that's not enough, we'll raid Knickerbox

And Cindy can then sit back, feeling warm
And knowing that now there's no cause for alarm
With a lovely selection of bright painted Knickers
She can concentrate then on unwrapping her Snickers.
Roses are red
Violets are still not blue
Here are some Knickers...
All that has to be found are the Snickers.


Quote by cooldaddy
Roses are red, and I'm wondering why
We have all this slapping, I heave a great sigh
Why can't we have fun, get all you arse kickers
To join in the search to find Cindy's knickers

The poor lass is in a position so rare
Her butt is exposed and her pussy is bare
The wind whistles round, not just a breeze
If the temperature drops, there's a danger she'll freeze

So all gather round, we'll start a petition
And then get it posted in the Lush first edition
For drawers of all hues, to build up some stocks
And if that's not enough, we'll raid Knickerbox

And Cindy can then sit back, feeling warm
And knowing that now there's no cause for alarm
With a lovely selection of bright painted Knickers
She can concentrate then on unwrapping her Snickers.




LMFAO.......



This was so funny Frank - well done, something non-violent for a pleasant change

Roses are red
Alyssum is white
Would love Cindy bare
For just one night


An offer for Sazzle
Good for two nights
Me 'n' her on the razzle
And seeing the sights

Then back to the hotel
For lots of hot sex
But that's it...I won't tell
What we'll get up to next
Roses are red
Ferns are green
For two night
I'll have to preen
Though to see Cindy bare
Is worth such a task
I'll scrub and brush
And use a face mask
No mask and no preening
Just cum as you are
And there'll be lots of teasing
With you tied to a chair
Tied to a chair
Hair pulled tight
Seeing Cindy dominate
Is quite the sight

She can tease
And please , or
Punish and deny
But always a beauty
I cannot lie
Some cuffs and a feather
Some candles...a cane
Just enough for the moment
To mix pleasure and pain
A cane and a feather
She knows what's right
If this keeps on going
I'll have a helluva night
The first night's a teaser
Just taking it slow
The second's the pleaser
When you'll scream, gush and blow
Oh golly, the talk has now turned to SM
Which is something I don't understand
If you want your bum slapping, - I'll leave it to them
Why not use just your plain old bare hand?

A cane and a feather, now let's get this right
Seems to me, quite a juxtaposition
A feather could tickle your fancy all night
But a cane's quite a hard proposition

Mixing pain with some pleasure? Oh not me, oh no thanks
My comfort is something I treasure
Treat me nice, treat me gentle, and I'll join the ranks
Of those who indulge in pure pleasure

Some pleasures I've found are comparatively new
And some lost in time's running sands
But whatever you fancy, It's all up to you
My pleasure is in my own hands!
Hey I just wanted to clarify that the verses from Sugarbaby and I were all in fun. We were not using this thread to take jabs at each other. I noticed couple of comments on another thread. If it was us being referred to, then you are incorrect. Just saying. We are, and have been good friends for a long time.
(Are the above two posts what's known as "Blank Verse"?).
Quote by Cindertoffee
(Are the above two posts what's known as "Blank Verse"?).


Methinks something unworthy has been removed.
Roses are red,
I fear all this sniping
Between Lush's ladies
Is not to my liking.

You say it is harmless,
You say it is fun.
But I ,for one,
Will be glad when it's done.

Get back to just playing
And help raise a smile
So people will want to
Post here a while.
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Roses are red,
All flowers are pretty,
Want to meet my true love,
And pet her soft kitty.
Holmes: WATSON! WATSON! Something was definitely removed from here.

Watson: Holmes are you sure?

Holmes: Yes Watson look see here - two posts are missing!

Watson: But what about the rest of the fence Holmes?