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Ruin a date in 5 words

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You could be someone...maybe.
Ooooopsie wrong hole, i'm sorry

"But... I'm OVER her NOW!!!"

xx SF
I have fifty seven children
...and they need a dad
I'm lost help me please
Six bottles, house white please
Actually, fuck wine, got gin?
Will you shit on my face?
Wanna taste my mum's liver?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Did you know I'm pregnant?
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Did you know I'm pregnant?



i got you tongue preggers??!?!?!
I have over 5 nipples.

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall


We can't stay here now
when i did your father
Your sister squirts so hard
Your father's good in bed.
Your granny's tight for eighty-three
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Help me hide the body

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Need to fuck! Have goat?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
To the ER, please.
My ex still lives here

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Hope you can handle rats
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I have a chastity belt.
Can you smell that tuna?

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Can you smell that tuna?

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'