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Ruin a date in 5 words
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You look like my mom.
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You smell like your mother
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
The Engineer
I didn't take a shower.
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Quote by patokl
You smell like your mother
I can't stop laughing at this.
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Quote by trinketDamn, is our date over now
I can't stop laughing at this.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
I just started my period.
Didn't exactly ruin a date, but sure altered my "plans"
BTW ... nice car!!
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Quote by patokl
Damn, is our date over now
I'm sorry P. It was over before it began once my mum told me you sniffed her.
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An Extraordinary Orgasm.
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Quote by Aussiejason79
(Pointing at the waitress) I fucked her last night!!!
Lmao. That's a winner that one right there!
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The Engineer
My ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Convict
My ass's sore. Wanna see?
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My discharge changed color today!
I laughed at that.
You've never heard of panda-sexuals?
Idk... Gryffindor?
You're on the pill, right?
OR
Have you ever tried anal?
OR
Your tits are real, right?
OR
Have you ever tried anal?
OR
Your tits are real, right?
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Duck! My fiancée just entered!
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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D'you know what herpes is?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Careful! Don't burst my boils...
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i