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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Fuck you are boring me
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I'm recovering of sex-change surgery.
Gil_Renard
I'm not for everyone
Quote by millie82
Fuck you are boring me


Hahahaha!

Do you spit or swallow?
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Quote by gilrenard


Hahahaha!

Do you spit or swallow?


A good question well presented

Don't use that hairdresser again
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And I have big lice
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And I have big lice

looks like they are double size
amy1967
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Damn, the rash is back.
bill11
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This is getting very boring
BethanyRose
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We will have 7 kids.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
— Audrey Hepburn
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Such a small cock darling
kitty40
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My husband gets out tomorrow.
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I'm an escaped jail bird
Frank
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Can you chew a steak?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Frank
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Have you got head lice?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Frank
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Your bum does look big!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Frank
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Big, no it's fucking enormous!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
bill11
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I forgot the condom tonight