Ruin a date in 5 words

3 Mar 2015

Yes, your bum looks big

3 Mar 2015

I am on my period cussing

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

6 Mar 2015

My knob seems itchy tonight

8 Mar 2015

I miss my ex girlfriend

8 Mar 2015

I really don't like you.

8 Mar 2015

Can my mum come too

16 Mar 2015

You look like my gramma

16 Mar 2015

I'm into really kinky shit.

16 Mar 2015

I've had your mum before

17 Mar 2015

hmmm hope you're as good as your dad was

17 Mar 2015

My STD has cleared now

17 Apr 2015

Want to have bathroom sex?

17 Apr 2015

Oh hi there auntie Susan!

17 Apr 2015

I'm a professional ventriloquist/mime

18 Apr 2015

I might have a warrant

18 Apr 2015

I'd give it 5 mins!!

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7 Jun 2015

Your brother wears that cologne

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

7 Jun 2015

Sorry -BURP!- about the garlic....

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

7 Jun 2015

I love to smoke crack

7 Jun 2015

I'm trying to get pregnant

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

7 Jun 2015

Sorry, my last client puked

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i