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Ruin a date in 5 words

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I escaped the mental ward
I'm not carrying my viagra
Can YOU hear voices too?
Damn my water just broke!
You are ugly and fat.
My rash finally cleared up
I live with my mother
your brother's great in bed.

Say. Her. Name.


Didn't you bring your sister?
That's what your brother said.

I have a new story out! Wish You Were Here A teasing sub may I have pushed too far, but the punishment is oh so sweet.

If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2

Have you any redeeming features?
I eat baby food now
You'll always be my friend.
You remind me of someone
Your too Good for me.
This is my first time
My restraining order just expired
Can you carry my oxygen?
My STD isn't that serious..
i'm not about drama...but

Say. Her. Name.


I used to have teeth.
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Want to meet my wife?


Want to meet my hubby? Ohhhhh..Shit! Damn you, Moscato!
I washed last, last week