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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Love me, love my dog.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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That? It's just a rash…

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Sorry about your dress.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Like to see my dick?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Must have been the beans.

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My Mom says I'm sexy.

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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The test results are back.

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Wanna fuck my younger brother?

An incredibly talented, but modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Your sister is better looking

I deadass screamed and laughed so hard at this.

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Myrrrh, that’s disgusting but would,I suppose, be effective. Ewwwww.! I can’t think of anything else after that. The date is ruined.