She fell in love

She fell in love with a photographer, but she just couldn't stay focused

She fell in love with a photographer but things just didn't develop.

She fell in love with an Iditarod competitor, but he was too mushy.

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She fell in love with an Iditarod competitor, but he was too mushy.

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She fell in love with Rob, but all he wanted to do was play Ring around the Roses. (Well, Rosie, but wanted to make apropos.)

She fell in love with a policeman whom she found arresting.

She fell in love with the pool hustler because she like his stick and balls.

She fell in love with a Dutch woman for the obvious reason...

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She fell in love with a Dutch woman for the obvious reason...

Properly subtle 😊

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She fell in love with a gardener, but was just his hoe.

She fell in love with a road builder working on 101 north of S.F. but he's been fucking everybody else for ten years.

She fell in love with an opthamologist and he opened her eyes.

She fell in love with a detective, but he didn't have a clue

She fell in love with a circus clown because he was a big topper.

She fell in love with a dog trainer and she taught her to come.

She fell in love with a sprinter but he didn't last in the long run.

She fell in love with a nurse but he didn't care

She fell in love with a Texan but he wouldn't take his spurs off

She fell in love with an aeronaut and away they soared.

She fell in love with the captain of The Titanic, but was a disaster when he went down on her.

She fell in love with the Captain of the Hindenburg, but the affair went up in flames.

She fell in love with Heisenberg, but he was uncertain.

She fell in love with Madame Curry and it was irradiating.

She fell in love with a balloon animal artist and he popped her.

She fell in love with the vet who took good care of her pussy.

She fell in love with a disc jockey who was always in her groove.

She fell in love with a flat-earther but he never took her over the edge

She fell in love with my cooking but she ate me more.

She fell in love with her dildo and they had a deep relationship.

She fell in love with a fortune teller, unfortunately.

She fell in love with Waldo, but could never find him.

She fell in love with Nemo and became a nobody.